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deegeese , to technology in FTX: 'King of Crypto' to testify in fraud case

Dis gon’ be good!

trombone , to world in Bobi, the world's oldest dog ever, dies aged 31
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Isn't it like 160-200 in human years?

ShittyBeatlesFCPres ,

169 according to the American Kennel Club’s formula. (Year 1=15 years, Year 2=9 years, more years=5 years).

Which, if you ask me, is just more proof that humans could live to 169 if we didn’t have jobs and someone took us for walks all the time.

Werbert , to news in Dog walker films winds lifting forest floor in Scotland

Such an uplifting story.

GombeenSysadmin ,

I’m absolutely floored

Bz2486 , to mildlyinteresting in Dog walker films winds lifting forest floor during Storm Babet in Scotland

Mother Nature’s toupee game is, not good

ChaoticEntropy , to technology in Amazon trials humanoid robots to 'free up' staff
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Robot maintenance workers need to unionise. Now.

Norgur , to technology in Amazon trials humanoid robots to 'free up' staff

Amazon Management Zoom Meeting:
"Im pretty impressed with your progress on the robots, George, yet we can't deploy them until you managed to make them piss into bottles. We have to respect company tradition here!"

autotldr Bot , to technology in FTX thief cashes out millions during Bankman-Fried trial

This is the best summary I could come up with:


FTX was once one of the biggest exchange platforms in the world allowing crypto investors to buy, trade and store digital currencies.

Mr Bankman-Fried is pleading not guilty to misusing customer funds and money laundering while bankruptcy lawyers are trying to locate the missing billions.

No one knows how the thief - or thieves - was able to get digital keys to FTX crypto wallets, but it is thought it was either an insider or a hacker who was able to steal the information.

Without using a mixing service to hide the illicit origins of their Bitcoin, criminals risk being caught or having their funds seized by cryptocurrency exchanges.

The rest of the stolen FTX stash - around $230m - remained untouched until 30 September - the weekend before Mr Bankman-Fried’s trial began.

Panorama explores the breakneck rise and sensational fall of Sam Bankman-Fried, the maths genius who set out to transform the world of crypto but ended up being its biggest loser.


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autotldr Bot , to world in Why BBC doesn't call Hamas militants 'terrorists' - John Simpson

This is the best summary I could come up with:


Government ministers, newspaper columnists, ordinary people - they’re all asking why the BBC doesn’t say the Hamas gunmen who carried out appalling atrocities in southern Israel are terrorists.

We regularly point out that the British and other governments have condemned Hamas as a terrorist organisation, but that’s their business.

As it happens, of course, many of the people who’ve attacked us for not using the word terrorist have seen our pictures, heard our audio or read our stories, and made up their minds on the basis of our reporting, so it’s not as though we’re hiding the truth in any way - far from it.

No-one can possibly defend the murder of civilians, especially children and even babies - nor attacks on innocent, peace-loving people who are attending a music festival.

There was huge pressure from the government of Margaret Thatcher on the BBC, and on individual reporters like me about this - especially after the Brighton bombing, where she just escaped death and so many other innocent people were killed and injured.

That’s why people in Britain and right round the world, in huge numbers, watch, read and listen to what we say, every single day.


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HowMany , to worldnews in Ukraine war: Burger King still open in Russia despite pledge to exit

Their burgers are trash compared to what they used to be - so fine - feed the Russians trash. About not keeping their word to leave Russia… does anyone here believe anything corporate has to say?

MangoKangaroo , to worldnews in Ukraine war: Burger King still open in Russia despite pledge to exit

BK in Russia? Smh I thought biological warfare was illegal.

Teddybearalleymngr ,

Was going to say that.

vext01 , to casualuk in Driver caught drinking mug of tea on motorway - BBC News
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“News”

roofuskit , to moviesandtv in Harry Potter actor Sir Michael Gambon dies aged 82
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RIP, incredible performer. One of my favorite scenes of his.

https://youtu.be/2U4aCMIBYSY?si=FjF6p4TwQyBng6Cz

Ertebolle ,

One of Chief O'Brien's more elaborate holodeck simulations

roofuskit ,
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Colm Meany is one of the few TNG cast to have an extensive acting career outside of Star Trek. But also had been in more seasons of Trek than most of the other actors on the show.

mymanchris ,

I don’t know. Patrick Stewart seems to have done ok too.

roofuskit ,
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"one of the few"

geolaw , to worldnews in Two jailed for killing French bus driver over Covid mask rule

I doubt that the masks had anything to do with it. If someone reacts so violently to being asked to adjust their mask, they will react violently to practically anything.

tallwookie , to worldnews in Time to ditch Amazon Prime?

or, you know, just dont use the service. I pay for Prime to get free shipping, nothing else.

criticon ,

I wish they had the option for prime shipping only. I barely use prime video, only for the occasional Grand Tour special and a couple of movies a year

sadreality , to worldnews in Iran hijab bill: Women face 10 years in jail for 'inappropriate' dress

Funny how america and Iran have similar politics.

Fuck real issues, let's harass women!!!!

Maybe stupid peasants wont notice getting robbed lol

I am poor but at least daddy keep these sluts in line!

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