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autotldr Bot , to technology in X begins charging new users $1 a year in New Zealand, Philippines

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Elon Musk’s X, formerly known as Twitter, has started charging new users in New Zealand and the Philippines $1 (£0.82) a year to access key features, as part of a new trial.

Those who opt out of the subscription fee will only be able to read posts, watch videos and follow accounts.

While there is a clear financial interest for the company to charge users, the controversial billionaire has said that getting people to pay for the service is aimed at tackling bots.

Paid subscribers of an enhanced service, called X Premium, now pay for more features like longer posts and increased visibility on the platform.

In recent weeks, the company has been investigated by the European Union for the possible spread of terrorist and violent content and hate speech, after Hamas’s attack on Israel.

It has also been fined by Australia’s internet safety watchdog for failing to cooperate with a probe into anti-child abuse practices.


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hperrin , to news in JP Morgan's Jamie Dimon warns world facing 'most dangerous time in decades'

Which of the pending disasters is he talking about? We’re up to 3 or 4 now. One more and we get a mass extinction event for free.

davetapley , to world in Why BBC doesn't call Hamas militants 'terrorists' - John Simpson

And be sure to follow them on the fediverse: @BBC_News_Labs

KinNectar ,

Is it possible to follow a mastodon account on lemmy?

davetapley ,

Not presently, see discussion here.

LarkinDePark , to worldnews in Germany bans neo-Nazi group Hammerskins

Weird. And yet they fund fascist Ukraine?

theuberwalrus ,

I’m curious, what does putin’s dick taste like?

LarkinDePark ,

There are other communities you can go to to sate your curiosity.

theuberwalrus ,

I want an answer from someone who is actively gagging on it.

LarkinDePark ,

Again. All your curiosities can be served very well in other communities. Your fantasising here isn’t going to get you any dick.

theuberwalrus ,

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you when you’re gargling autocrat balls, what was that?

LarkinDePark ,

Text doesn’t work like that you moron.

theuberwalrus ,

It’s so easy to make tankies cry lmao

Go back to your little cave where you can enjoy deepthroating boot by yourself

LarkinDePark ,

How old are you?

theuberwalrus ,

Sorry, I’m not into bootlickers

LarkinDePark ,

I’m telling your Mom.

theuberwalrus ,

Sorry, she’s dead.

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Should have slept that night.

LarkinDePark ,

Explains your behaviour. Hope you get fostered soon.

theuberwalrus ,

Poor little tankie, trying to lash out. Maybe you should take out your frustration by going to the front line of the Ukraine invasion. You’ll actually increase the average IQ of the world when your brains are splattered in a ditch.

LarkinDePark ,

Stick to the homosexual projection son. It’s way funnier.

theuberwalrus ,

It’s funny that you think it’s projecting, and also funny that you think I’m male.

LarkinDePark ,

Whatever you are, you’re a homophobe and bigoted racist.

theuberwalrus ,

Damn dude, you don’t even know words have actual meanings! Next you’ll tell me you drink your own piss

LarkinDePark ,

I’ll take your descent into meaningless gibberish as an apology.

theuberwalrus ,

Now who’s projecting?

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
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I am unsure why you are so interested in Putin’s dick, since you love Biden’s a lot.

Dr_Cog ,
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Who said anything about Biden?

Putin invaded Ukraine by himself, and the rest of the civilized world is against it. Not really a surprise that the US is also against Russia’s constant land grabs.

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
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Putin invaded Ukraine by himself, and the rest of the civilized world is against it.

You sound like a true white fascist with the “civilised world” phrase. You also practice Hitler’s Big Lie, flipping the entire history of colonialist expansion.

You should change your name to Dr LackOfCog.

Dr_Cog ,
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Nice deflection to the point that Putin’s Russia is the only one behind Ukraine’s invasion, with many nations opposing the clear and unprompted invasion. No counterpoint to that?

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
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We can go back to 1990s then, when NATO broke Warsaw Pact, and suddenly some countries got enlightened to join NATO.

https://lemmygrad.ml/pictrs/image/0944bf4e-73d5-46f3-83b4-92826139901c.jpeg

We can follow up to 2003 Orange protests sponsored by CIA. Then we can see the 2014 Euromaidan coup by CIA to overthrow the democratically elected Yanukovich, and the leaked phone call between Victoria Nuland and Geoffrey Pyatt proving the same.

I think Russia is not doing enough to curbstomp NATO’s Nazi fetishes out of existence. They need to do a lot more.

Any counterpoints?

Dr_Cog ,
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Sounds like whataboutism to me. Bad action on one side doesn’t justify bad action on another.

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
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History and context is whataboutism? Go wear a red nose and roam on the streets, they will give you good money for this BS. Its funny how you were extracting “counterpoint” a while ago, while claiming you fascists are “civilised world” people, implying all Russia supporters are subhuman hordes.

Rename your account username.

Dr_Cog ,
@Dr_Cog@mander.xyz avatar

All I see is someone loudly proclaiming that they believe it is fine when their team commits atrocities, and that they can’t realize they’re spouting conspiracy theories.

Your reality must be terrifying to live in.

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Do you call historical context and facts things like whataboutism and conspiracy theories IRL, or is it just deranged “freedom” behaviour behind the keyboard? It is not Russia, but people like you, who have destroyed your western world, because you people never understood freedom comes with responsibility and consequences.

SaakoPaahtaa ,

How dare you interfere with my genocide, asked the tankie

pc_admin , to world in Australian tycoon apologises over calls for more unemployment to fix worker attitudes

Crack his skull open and drink the fluid!!

qfe0 ,

What’s in there could only make you sick.

rikonium , to news in France halts iPhone 12 sales over radiation exposure levels

I have not heard about SAR in a long time, I’m just glad the days of alleged baseball-sized tumors associated with cell phones and facing the phone towards one’s body are over.

gregorum , to technology in France halts iPhone 12 sales over radiation levels

Next step: France bans the Sun

SpaceNoodle , to technology in France halts iPhone 12 sales over radiation levels

It took them three years after release to determine this? Were there no FCC-equivalent filings well before then?

revs ,

They tested on release (it passed), they then re-tested recently (it failed)

orclev ,

I’m far more likely to believe they screwed up the retest than I am that France suddenly found something everyone else missed. Also 4 watts is nothing. I’d maybe start to get a little worried if it was putting out 40 watts, although even that much is still pretty minimal.

michaelrose ,

It produces zero radiation like a nuclear reactor and only a little more energy than WiFi. This energy’s only effect is to heat adjacent tissue but much less than the actual heat produced.

SpaceNoodle ,

They just like using the weasel word “radiation” to make boomers & older gen Xers scared.

artair ,
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I’m Gen X and I’ve been in Information Technology for twenty-eight years. My generation was there at the dawn of personal computing. Yes, there are less technically-savvy people in every generational group, but “older Gen Xers” might consider what you’ve said to be… hmm, what’s the right term? Oh, yes. “Bullshit stereotyping based on age” is the term I’m grasping for here.

I’m well aware of the ELF (Extremely Low-Frequency Radiation) panic. This actually started in the 1970s and rose to national prominence around the late 90s, when it was covered to death by every news outlet. And it was just as silly then as it is now. France is just being France.

And that has little or nothing to do with which generational group you call home.

SaltySalamander ,
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autotldr Bot , to world in Egypt angry as Ethiopia fills Nile dam reservoir amid water row

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Egypt has voiced anger after Ethiopia announced it had filled the reservoir at a highly controversial hydroelectric dam on the Blue Nile river.

“It is with great pleasure that I announce the successful completion of the fourth and final filling of the Renaissance Dam,” Ethiopian Prime Minister Abiy Ahmed said on X, formerly Twitter.

The plan is to generate more than 6,000 MW at the dam, which is about 30km (19 miles) from Ethiopia’s border with Sudan.

Egypt and Sudan argue that common rules for the operation of Gerd must be agreed, fearing that energy-hungry Ethiopia may exacerbate their existing water shortages.

Sudan - currently mired in fighting between rival armies - did not immediately react to Prime Minister Abiy Ahmed’s announcement on Sunday.

“Ethiopia’s unilateral measures are considered a disregard for the interests and rights of the downstream countries and their water security, as guaranteed by principles of international law.”


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Carighan , to nottheonion in 'Ritual mass murder' report in Chapel St Leonards was yoga class
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Story was already reported by another outlet here.

stopthatgirl7 , to news in Spanish FA president Rubiales resigns over Hermoso kiss
@stopthatgirl7@kbin.social avatar

GOOD.

HappyMeatbag , to news in Spanish FA president Rubiales resigns over Hermoso kiss
@HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org avatar

I would have actually preferred to see him get fired and leave the office in furious humiliation. This is good too, though!

jarfil ,

He’s also getting sued, this isn’t over yet. The guys who supported him, and those who still do, are also pending getting dealt with.

Nerrad , to news in Senator Tuberville: No truce over military blockade on abortion
@Nerrad@lemmy.world avatar

Time to make Alabama hurt.

negativeyoda ,

What could we possibly do that they haven’t already done to themselves?

StrawberryPigtails ,

Currently living in Alabama, I really wish there wasn’t quite so much truth in this statement.

AssPennies ,

I was stationed in Biloxi, MS for over a year and almost went insane of boredom on base. We thought “hey let’s visit Mobile” once, so we did. After that we accepted dying of boredom rather than ever go back to AL.

Jaysyn ,
@Jaysyn@kbin.social avatar

IIRC, they've already lost a new military base & an upgrade.

originalucifer , to news in Senator Tuberville: No truce over military blockade on abortion
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yes the whole nation is in jeopardy because some warmongers arent getting their promotions... if this is really the case, then the military is being mismanaged way worse than anyone knows.

we could cut those positions outright, and 10,000 others, and still be the biggest assholes on the planet.

dingus ,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

I mean, that’s true, but the actual issue is that in the system as it currently exists, the entire reason Tuberville is doing this is to create empty vacancies, in hopes of stonewalling until the Presidential election. The entire plan is literally another attempt at a coup, just looking for ways to have a Republican administration put in a bunch of Yes Men in key positions, if they’re lucky enough to keep the House and win the Presidency. Having cronies in control of the military is no joke.

While we would still indeed be the biggest assholes out there, with a military that would still outmatch much of the world, the difference if that if this is continued to be allowed, there is real risk of the “biggest asshole” military on the planet being controlled by an actual dictatorship, not the dog and pony show we call a “democracy.” A fascist dictatorship that wants to wipe women and minority rights off the map and take us back 100 years or more.

I’m no fan of the milquetoast wimpy Democrats who watch the Republicans break rules all the time and are unwilling to play hardball themselves, but whinging while ignoring the literal rising threat of fascism that’s out there making plans to take power isn’t gonna help.

So, to quote a great man, “You’re not wrong, Walter, you’re just an asshole.”

originalucifer ,
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im not sure if you noticed, but my point is party agnostic with regards to our out of control military, both parties are complicit.

. and no, i dont believe we have to spend 1t/per to be the worlds police. we as a country suck major ballls.

dingus ,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

Did I argue that they aren’t complicit or did I point out that what’s happening is literally part of a plan for an intended coup by the way more fascist of the two shitty parties?

We can suck major balls and you can still live in fucking reality where if the Republicans succeed at this, they will be using the military to root out and murder people like you and me, just because they can.

Democrats just want to be rich fuckwits above it all, but Republicans legit want to fucking hurt people, and ignoring that means you’d rather play pretend that we could just dismantle the military overnight. We can’t dismantle the military industrial complex we don’t have the political power. So in the meantime, let’s live in fucking reality and understand our own limitations shall we, hmm? Because acting like something we literally don’t have the power to do is something we should focus on while the fascists are at the gate is fucking nanners, to put it lightly.

GiddyGap ,

and no, i dont believe we have to spend 1t/per to be the worlds police. we as a country suck major ballls.

I agree with that. That money would be much better spent on universal healthcare and universal college-level education.

On the other hand, Tuberville’s reasoning is insanely backward and needs to be punished.

NoneOfUrBusiness ,

That's... Literally not the point. Usually you don't want your military to be controlled by people who wanna take over the government.

NocturnalMorning ,

We can be upset about more than one thing at once. Our military spending is out of control, and one person in congress should not be able to grind government functions to a hault.

OP is right, this is just a veiled attempt to maintain vacancies in the hopes of getting a republican president.

They learned from their mistakes last time, and they’re going to try again later.

pjhenry1216 ,

You sound like an uneducated child. Grow up.

Jaysyn ,
@Jaysyn@kbin.social avatar

mY boTH SideS!!!

If this doesn't upset you, you're literally a fascist sympathizer.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Honestly, I think you give Tuberville way too much credit in terms of political machinations. I think he’s just very, very stupid. Every sign I’ve seen points to that.

bostonbananarama ,

I don’t think anyone is suggesting that Tommy Tuberville is a mstermind who conceived of, and is executing, a grand scheme. Just that someone told him to do something and he’s doing it.

someguy3 , (edited )

[Republicans intentionally mismanage something.]

You: Look how terrible the organization is!

PeepinGoodArgs ,

Literally their playbook for decades. The government sucks in their hands because they make it suck, not because it’s inherently ineffective. But suckers are gonna suck.

athos77 ,

Remember when they held up the judicial nominations under Obama, only to force through a massive number of federal judges (and three Supreme Court picks) once they had control again? You can see how they're doing the exact same thing with the military right now.

Now imagine if, on January 6th, the military was being run by MAGAts.

TerryMathews ,

yes the whole nation is in jeopardy because some warmongers arent getting their promotions

The whole nation is in jeopardy because these leadership positions are being held open until Trump is reelected in a rework of the Merrick Garland SC nomination. Which should be terrifying. Jan 6 failed in part because some of the military top brass (Miley) put oath before Trump.

Read up on Project 2025 if you haven’t. These “unconnected events” are anything but. It’s a strategy.

pjhenry1216 ,

yes the whole nation is in jeopardy because some warmongers arent getting their promotions... if this is really the case, then the military is being mismanaged way worse than anyone knows.

When you refuse to fill management positions, yes, it will become even more mismanaged. Moreover, this is still messing with people's pay and families as well. You can't really cut management positions in the military and expect it to function. Our readiness will absolutely be hindered.

You can hate the army, but they're also one of the biggest suppliers of aid to other countries. Their logistics and planning help save more lives than you ever will, plus they save more lives than they actually ever take in combat.

You're no better than a Republican who just wants to shut down and obstruct without offering any actual assistance or plans to move forward. You're a child not getting their way. Are you related to the Senator as you throw a similar hissy fit?

Foggyfroggy ,

Why does he hate our troops and America?

negativeyoda ,

Man. This round of “republican or tankie” is fucking difficult. I might have to use a lifeline

stopthatgirl7 OP ,
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The Horseshoe Theory is painfully real.

Dark_Arc ,
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Horseshoe theory?

negativeyoda ,

The theory that as disparate political ideologies move further from the center that they get more alike past a certain point. The spectrum isn’t a line, it’s a horseshoe.

I’ll make the argument that tankies aren’t really leftists tho. They’re some weird amalgam of authoritarian communists. They have more in common with fascists, but they just took a different trip to get there. It’s shitty political convergence

stopthatgirl7 OP ,
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systemglitch , to world in French state schools turn away dozens of girls wearing Muslim abaya dress

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