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kaato ,

Great summary!

kamenlady , (edited )
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Usernamealreadyinuse , to world in Wagner boss Prigozhin killed in plane crash in Russia

Who would have expected this? Surprised pikachu

But the only one who opposed Putin (with any military power) being dead isn’t necessary a good thing (imho)

Ghostalmedia ,
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Yeah, but he was stripped of all of his power. Wagner group is being rolled into the state military. The opportunity for Wagner to push back and or give Putin the boot has passed.

And, this dude was also an evil corrupt piece of shit. If he overthrew Putin, Russia would’ve still been an authoritarian disinformation state.

GuyDudeman ,
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He was a straight-up Neo-Nazi and named the group after Hitler’s favorite composer. So yeah, he would have been infinitely worse than Putin… and that’s saying something.

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  • severien ,

    BTW, Utkin was also on the passenger list.

    1bluepixel ,
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    Oh no. Really? How terrible. cackle

    OctopusKurwa ,

    Yeah but a guy with a Stalin pfp told me Ukrainians are the real Nazis /s

    Supervisor194 ,
    @Supervisor194@lemmy.world avatar

    This baffles me. That anyone would idolize Nazism is baffling, but particularly Russians. I mean does nobody remember Stalingrad?

    suction ,

    Anything you hear from Russia, you can just as well forget, it’s nothing but propaganda, lies, spin, and disinformation. They use Nazi guys like Wagner to fight what they call “Nazis” in Ukraine. It’s the “we fake it so hard that people couldn’t believe it someone would lie that bad” tactic. Never engage with Russia / Russians who aren’t publicly opposed to Putin and the status quo. You can only waste time.

    FamousPlan101 ,

    The picture of Utkin with nazi tatoos is not Utkin, they don’t look the same and it’s unsourced.

    meldroc ,

    Yep Prigozhen was a monster. And in other news, I think I’ll have tacos for lunch from my favorite local hole-in-the-wall!

    Wxnzxn ,
    @Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml avatar

    When the short insurrection by Wagner was going on, I had hoped so much that Prigo and Putin somehow annihilate each other, or at least the hardliners in military and mercenaries perish in infighting. Sadly, all we got was confusion on that day.

    At least if Prigo’s death now ends up being confirmed, there won’t be that much confusion on why it happened, only some details will remain unclear.

    Bell ,

    My only regret is that he and Putin didn’t die together with their hands around each other’s throats naked.

    FamousPlan101 ,
    GuyDudeman ,
    @GuyDudeman@lemmy.world avatar

    LOL.

    FamousPlan101 ,

    When Bellingcat says that’s not Dmitry Utkin, I listen.

    GuyDudeman ,
    @GuyDudeman@lemmy.world avatar

    LOL. You’re hilarious.

    iforgotmyinstance ,

    Wagners are straight up fleeing into neighboring countries and Africa. They must have read the history books about what happens when one warlord assimilates another’s forces (they kill them quietly and easily now that they’re disarmed).

    Vilian ,

    i don’t think, russia and historical knowledge can come together

    Puzzle_Sluts_4Ever ,

    Yup.

    A couple months ago? There would be an argument that he could do more good than bad.

    Yesterday? He was a powerless nazi thug

    Today? Maybe he is in exile. Maybe he is a charred corpse on the ground. Either way, one less nazi.

    Ghostalmedia ,
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    Seems like most reasonable folks didn’t think he’d reform Russia. The only “good” he’d cause would be unrest that would force Russia to pull out of invading their democratic neighbors.

    Puzzle_Sluts_4Ever ,

    I don’t think anyone expected a reform.

    But it would have been a comparatively bloodless coup by a powerful military figure that would likely have ended the current war in Ukraine. As opposed to the likely outcomes of

    1. putin finally loses it and hits the red button (which is actually a lot harder in russia, to my understanding, but is still a threat)
    2. Some less powerful individual(s) attempt a coup and we end up with warlords vying for control of russia’s nuclear arsenal

    Like, there is no good outcome of this. But prigozhin probably would have been the lesser of the evils as it would start another cycle of russia preparing for war (and ravaging The Global South but… nobody cares about them) and allowing The West to try and prop up a more palatable person to take control in a future coup.

    bobman ,

    If he overthrew Putin, Russia would’ve still been an authoritarian disinformation state.

    He would at least cause a schism between the putin fanatics and everyone else.

    severien ,

    Good thing for Africa for sure.

    livus , (edited )
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    Not really. Meet your new boss, same as your old boss. Russia isn't pulling out of Africa.

    Silverseren ,

    Clearly more missiles are needed.

    livus ,
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    The Sahel is full of oil and minerals so the "war on terror" is in full swing.

    Juujian ,

    Somehow I always thought they would poison him. More personal. But if he brought his own water, I suppose this saves everybody some time.

    kaitco ,

    I honestly thought he’d go via the classic window fall, but this was far more original.

    sockinacock ,

    It’s not too late for them to identify the body by the “Polonium-210 tracer” he got during check-in.

    DessertStorms ,
    @DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

    But the only one who opposed Putin (with any military power) being dead isn’t necessary a good thing (imho)

    Replacing one dictator with another who has the support of something like the Wagner group would not have been good for anyone but the Wagner group.

    severien ,

    There would be no clean replacement. It would get very bloody and chaotic. Not a bad hypothetical scenario. But that ship has sailed when Prihozhin surrendered (he didn’t stand much of a chance anyway).

    BNE ,
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    If we could avoid another “oops, all Taliban” outcome though, that would be grand.

    jantin ,

    It’s not like Putin and his closest cronies are in any way competent. They are removing anyone who dared to criticize. Before the coup Prigozhin, Girkin were allowed to say whatever they wanted as long as they did not undermine the general effort. Now Putin’s inner circle will ultimately disconnect themselves from reality: govern the country and the war from a bunker filled with scared yes-sayers with no alternative voices.

    genoxidedev1 ,
    @genoxidedev1@kbin.social avatar

    I'm pretty sure Ukraine still opposes Putin so at least we got that.

    sab ,

    The most surprising thing here is that nine people were willing to get on a plane with Prigozhin. That's arguably much closer to actual suicide than any of the convenient window deaths that keep happening.

    NathanielThomas ,

    He opposed Putin for like 20 minutes… he embarrassed himself completely

    darko8472 , to news in Wagner boss Prigozhin killed in plane crash in Russia

    Different then exiting a window I suppose

    pelotron ,
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    I think the plane fell out a window

    Che_Donkey ,
    @Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

    Hy Progie…take a look at the view from here 👌

    jet ,

    The window was really high up, and they all fell down… checks out. Natural causes

    FaeDrifter ,

    The place fell out a window, and while it fell he fell out of a window on the falling plane.

    Blizzard ,

    He could have exited a window on the plane.

    bamboo , to world in Wagner boss Prigozhin killed in plane crash in Russia

    Damn I was hoping he would be able to cause more chaos inside Russia before Putin had him killed.

    Ghostalmedia ,
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    That window of opportunity closed. Wagner got folded into the state military.

    assassinatedbyCIA ,

    No window is ever closed in russia

    electrogamerman ,

    How else would people fall accidentally out of them?

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Harder to push people out of a closed window.

    thesohoriots ,

    They have windows in the basement?

    Vilian ,

    if they have it in planes…

    potterpockets , (edited )

    Makes it easier to push people accidentally fall out of.

    Blastasaurus ,

    golf claps

    JuzoInui ,

    All that means is that Wagner has infiltrated the Russian military… while pooty might get lucky and get a few knuckleheads, trust and believe the hardcore of the hardcore have gone to ground and are dead set on putting Vlad’s head on a pike

    Lemminary ,

    You sly dog lol

    dark_stang , to news in Wagner boss Prigozhin killed in plane crash in Russia
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    And I’m sure the investigation will reveal no foul play.

    18_24_61_b_17_17_4 , to world in Wagner boss Prigozhin killed in plane crash in Russia
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    This for real? Figured it was coming but haven’t seen any mention of it elsewhere.

    InvertedParallax ,

    Just hitting bbc.

    Caligvla , to world in Wagner boss Prigozhin killed in plane crash in Russia
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    Well that’s convenient.

    FigMcLargeHuge , to worldnews in Wagner boss Prigozhin killed in plane crash in Russia

    Oopsie.

    BadEngineering , to world in Wagner boss Prigozhin killed in plane crash in Russia

    I'm honestly surprised that he lasted this long

    ristoril_zip ,

    I feel like when the attempted coup fizzled out there was a Russia expert who predicted he’s be dead within 90 days. Sounds like that guy was right.

    TwanHE ,

    Honestly didn’t need to be a expert on Russia to predict that

    Astroturfed ,

    No kidding, literally everyone figured he’d be dead soon. Not sure how he didn’t realize that.

    AlphaOmega ,

    Yeah I just read an article two days ago where he had sent out some videos via telegram showing he was still alive. Kinda surprising, then boom.

    frezik ,

    “Person vaguely aware of how Russia works predicts Prigozhin will be dead in 90 days”. That headline doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.

    qwen ,

    Weirdly enough, it’s exactly two months between the mutiny and his death. Interestingly enough, the invasion started on 24th as well. Weird.

    CookieJarObserver , to world in Wagner boss Prigozhin killed in plane crash in Russia
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    Surprisingly late…

    MermaidsGarden ,
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    I was about to say, took him long enough. I was expecting poison.

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    FlyingSquid , to world in Wagner boss Prigozhin killed in plane crash in Russia
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    “What could have possibly caused this crash killing a totally insignificant and unimportant person?!” -RT

    LEDZeppelin ,

    Who put that surface-to-air missile there?

    TheFrirish ,

    are they even going to report it? I want to see but I don’t want to burn my eyes with RT’s website

    Durotar , to worldnews in Wagner boss Prigozhin killed in plane crash in Russia
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    His plane has crashed and he’s on the passenger list, but it’s not proven yet that he was on the plane. He’s the person, who faked his death in the past.

    deweydecibel ,

    I heard it played out exactly like the opening scene from Dark Knight Rises, too.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    i want to get a hug from Tom Hardy too.

    Hubi ,

    It would be extremely painful

    SpruceBringsteen ,

    for you

    rich ,

    You’re a big guy

    For you

    I remember it was such an awesome opening in imax

    AssholeDestroyer ,

    It was an awesome opening in a public park restroom too

    ghost_of_faso2 ,
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    masterspace ,

    It seems like oddly coincidental timing that Russia also officially relieved Surovikin as head of the airforce today (he still hasn’t been seen since the mutiny): theguardian.com/…/russia-removes-sergei-surovikin…

    Not saying he’s definitely dead, but I doubt this is him faking his own death so much as him slipping an assassination attempt if he’s alive.

    awwwyissss ,

    Agreed, coordinated take down of Prigozhin and his allies.

    Gork ,

    Ah yes. The general who the Kremlin said was “resting.” Nothing ominous about that.

    Zron ,

    Death is the ultimate rest

    Krause ,
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    https://lemmygrad.ml/pictrs/image/a1a6dd5f-c8d7-4b71-964a-fd8a6b961cfd.png https://lemmygrad.ml/pictrs/image/f98aa535-3b3b-4c6e-9351-32b22490d3ac.png

    There were 10 people on the plane (3 pilots, 7 passengers) but they only recovered 8 bodies…

    THERE’S A CHANCE HE’S ALIVE!

    pulaskiwasright ,

    Oh thank god!

    Fuckass ,

    North Koreans going to Ukraine was a psyop. They were actually hired by Prigozhin to go to Russia and resurrect him after tricking everyone he died

    WIIHAPPYFEW ,
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    They expect one eight of us in the wreckage, brother.

    Mindfury ,
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    the fire rises

    SeborrheicDermatitis ,

    If he manages to wiggle out of this one I will lose it I swear haha.

    nkat2112 ,
    @nkat2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Imagine blowing up a $5M Embraer just to fake his own death - and kill others in the process.

    I’m sure Putin’s chef had money lying around, but burning all that cash sounds a little desperate to me.

    Durotar ,
    @Durotar@lemmy.ml avatar

    That’s not what I said.

    Project_Straylight ,

    Raise hands if you’d rather die for realsies to save $5M in expenses

    TokenBoomer , to worldnews in Wagner boss Prigozhin killed in plane crash in Russia

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