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WhatAmLemmy , to news in London Gaza rally: Rishi Sunak vows to hold Met chief 'accountable' over march

Rishi Sunak? Didn’t his ultra-rich FIL promote a 70 hour work week?

echodot ,

Yeah. So I guess that old average about opposites attracting doesn’t really work. His whole adopted family are as scummy is he is.

Gamers_Mate , to news in London Gaza rally: Rishi Sunak vows to hold Met chief 'accountable' over march

The prime minister has criticised the timing of the demonstration in London as “provocative and disrespectful”. If he thinks Protesting for a cease fire on Armistice day is disrespectful. Wait till he finds out what Armistice means.

NigelFrobisher , to news in London Gaza rally: Rishi Sunak vows to hold Met chief 'accountable' over march

Funny how the press banged on for months about Gordon Brown being unelected and having no mandate, whereas this out-of-touch sack of shit billionaire human-impersonator gets a free pass.

Viking_Hippie , to news in London Gaza rally: Rishi Sunak vows to hold Met chief 'accountable' over march

“There’s something particularly askew with an argument that says a protest calling for a ceasefire is somehow inappropriate on Armistice Day”

Ya think? Totally on brand for Sunak, Braverman and other genocide denying bigots, though 🤬

girlfreddy ,
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From my Canadian vantage point it seems Britain needs a raft of new politicians who aren’t rich dumbfucks.

Mind you the same thing can be said for almost every nation rn … including mine.

Viking_Hippie ,

Same from my vantage point in Denmark, on all counts 😕

echodot ,

At this point I think we would honestly be better off being led by actual fascists. It wouldn’t make any difference politically but at least they would admit it.

nul42 ,

Calling for a literal armistice on armistice day. Whats next? Starting the new year on new years day?

Viking_Hippie ,

Careful! That kind of thinking might lead to a competent government if it spreads too much!

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alienanimals , to news in London Gaza rally: Rishi Sunak vows to hold Met chief 'accountable' over march

Rishi Sunak is a pawn of the rich who will do anything to distract from the fact that he hates poor people and people who protest.

echodot ,

Well he has to because he hasn’t got a clue how to do the job. Remember he lost the election to Truss.

He’s what you get when you finish scraping the bottom of the barrel. He’s the murky stain that’s left behind. Somehow despite the practically subterranean bar he had to clear to be better than his two predecessors, he’s managing to be even worse than expected.

uninvitedguest , to technology in Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak in hospital
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Mexico City and he fainted? Altitude and a flight of stairs got him.

ultratiem ,
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Too bad Segways don’t go up stairs

TeacherIsMe , to technology in Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak in hospital

Get well soon, hero.

SnotFlickerman , to technology in Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak in hospital
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He’s in his seventies, so this isn’t that surprising, but I do hope he is doing okay.

tesseract ,

He had a minor stroke. Good that it was minor and that help was nearby. But it’s not the news we were hoping for.

echodot , to news in London Gaza rally: Rishi Sunak vows to hold Met chief 'accountable' over march

Rishi Sunak has morphed from one of the most useless prime ministers we’ve had in living memory. To the most hateful prime minister we’ve ever had in history.

It’s impressive how he’s managed to take his spineless attitude and somehow turn it into hate.

He’s still a complete wet blanket underneath it all of course, this is all Cruella’s fault, but he hasn’t fired her he is allowing this and he is endorsing this behaviour.

scorpionix , to technology in Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak in hospital
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No! Not The Woz!

TheMauveAvenger , to nottheonion in Kmart: Australian supermarket pulls 'Merry Ham-mas' Christmas bag

I thought Jews had a sense of humor…

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

The group wrote: "Although this is potentially funny (the AJA committee has tossed around some non-PC jokes) it’s really not a good look.

"We suspect some product manager may cause the company some embarrassment.

“So we’ve politely written to Wesfarmers corporate suggesting the product be pulled.”

intensely_human ,

suggesting the product be pulled

lol

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

I mean, it’s a fair cop. “Hey guys, not sure if you’ve noticed this, but…”

It wouldn’t surprise me if Wesfarmers overreacted to their message because of who it was from, too.

TheMauveAvenger ,

I think our friend here was loling at “pulled [pork]”.

TootSweet , to nottheonion in Kmart: Australian supermarket pulls 'Merry Ham-mas' Christmas bag

Oh. “Ham-mas” sounds like “Hamas.” I was trying to figure out why Jews wanted Christmas food to be kosher.

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  • clearleaf ,

    I would love to know exactly how much time and money went into coming up with the word “Ham-mas” itself.

    afraid_of_zombies ,

    I bet it was the same person who came up with the name of the workplace on Archer.

    Pissed off some ancient Greek God and is now cursed to come up with amazing names and slogans that will become touch of death within months. Doomed to roam the earth from marketing group to marketing group. When he dies his tombstone will read “here lies the man who named it The Dangerous Life of Altarboys”

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  • RisingSwell ,

    You missed Hamas

    xx3rawr ,

    It’s actually the Jews who asked to pull it out because it sounds like Hamas

    Fester ,

    They call Hamas “Ham” to save time.

    Viking_Hippie ,

    And because they all secretly love pork even though it’s haram.

    SkippingRelax ,

    I mean who doesn’t like pork? If I had to pick one type of meat and that’s all I’m allowed to eat for the rest of my life I’d choose pork

    xx3rawr ,

    Unpopular opinion: Pork over beef. Anyday.

    Carighan ,
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    As did Isreal!

    (edit)
    Jokes aside, it also took me forever, and I went through the exact same list of who might be offended. Who reads “Ham-mas” on a christmas bag and even when saying it out loud associates it with Hamas? I mean it’s not like anybody still associates Christmas with Christ, so who cares what the first part is. Give me Crisp-mas with lots of crackers!

    snooggums ,
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    Jewish people don't give a shit about other people eating ham.

    FuglyDuck ,
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    Not entirely true. Go eat a ham sandwich outside a Hasidic synagogue when they’re being let out of temple; probably gonna cause a stir. Especially if said temple is in Israel proper.

    Granted, I’d find it hard to believe such a sandwich eater wasn’t trying to stir shit, so maybe getting yelled at is justified….but you see my point, i hope

    snooggums ,
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    Adding context that makes it an obvious attempt to insulting does not contradict the statement that they don't care about others eating ham. They care about the obvious intent to be offensive.

    Keep in mind that if someone was eating a sandwich it would be hard for them to even know if it was ham without the person making a scene about it.

    bestusername , to nottheonion in Kmart: Australian supermarket pulls 'Merry Ham-mas' Christmas bag
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    For fuck sake, it’s a ham bag with Christmas trees on it, Kmart should have told them to pull their heads out of their arses.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Idk this was pretty funny, the corporate panic makes it funnier.

    You just know there’s some poor advertising peon getting yelled at rn, even though not one person in the office put the dots together.

    bestusername ,
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    Few months ago no one would have noticed and now the entire stock will likely go into landfill.

    Fucking ridiculous!

    Viking_Hippie , (edited )

    Reminds me of how the Danish (?) organic snacks company now known as Easis was still called Isis long after those letters became toxic.

    Personally I found the prospect of terrorists making and selling organic muesli bars pretending to be healthy absolutely hilarious 😂

    FuglyDuck ,
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    They pretended to be healthy? Wanna bet they’re awful?

    Maybe they should mail them to terrorists. You know. As a weapon against morale

    Viking_Hippie ,

    They’re actually very tasty. Tons of sugar in them to achieve that, though.

    FuglyDuck ,
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    Why am I not surprised?

    Oh well. Guess weird mailing those rice cake thingies that taste like styrofoam

    Carighan ,
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    long after those letters became toxic

    What’s toxic about an egyptian goddess? 😜 (to be fair, the terrorist group is called IS, and calling it ISIS was always a bit weird)

    Viking_Hippie , (edited )

    Well Danish news first called it ISIS, then ISIL and then IS. Now they usually use the whole name Islamic State, but in Danish.

    ArcaneSlime ,

    My friends had a CI wear a wire for a fucking weed sale, but they were watching Archer at the time he was there to pick up. Led to some hilarious questions from idiot cops.

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