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LanternEverywhere , (edited ) to worldnews in King Charles III diagnosed with cancer, Buckingham Palace says

Prostate cancer is very common, very survivable, and very easily treatable. It's a serious health problem, but he's almost definitely gonna be fine

Me fail reading comprehension. The article says it's NOT prostate cancer

ironhydroxide ,

What I read said it wasn’t prostate cancer, but also wouldn’t say what cancer it was.

TheAlbatross ,

So you’re saying there’s hope?

AdamEatsAss ,

I would think colon cancer then. They “found” it during prostate exam. So same area.

Mycatiskai ,

Seeing as he is a rich cunt, it could be glioblastoma if they found it during the prostate exam.

Grimy , to worldnews in King Charles III diagnosed with cancer, Buckingham Palace says

So is it the pedo next in line?

Lath ,

I think it's primogeniture monarchy, so it's from parent to child. Next in line is Charles' firstborn.

Chainweasel ,

No, he’s completely out of the running unless all of King Charles children and grandchildren mysteriously die

souma ,

Don’t give the pedo any ideas

TheAlbatross , to worldnews in King Charles III diagnosed with cancer, Buckingham Palace says

Sick speedrun strat

autotldr Bot , to worldnews in King Charles III diagnosed with cancer, Buckingham Palace says

This is the best summary I could come up with:


The type of cancer has not been revealed, but according to a palace statement the King began “regular treatments” on Monday.

Buckingham Palace says the King “remains wholly positive about his treatment and looks forward to returning to full public duty as soon as possible”.

He will postpone his public engagements and it is expected other senior royals will help to stand in for him during his treatment.

The King, 75, returned to London from Sandringham in Norfolk on Monday morning and the palace says he has commenced treatment as an outpatient.

Although he will pause his public events, the King will continue with his constitutional role as head of state, including paperwork and private meetings.

UK figures suggest, on average each year, more than a third (36%) of new cancer cases were in people aged 75 and over.


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FlyingSquid , to news in Barry John: Legendary Wales and Lions fly-half dies aged 79
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Car , to technology in Misinformation spreads in China on ‘civil war’ in Texas

Can’t wait to see the animated Chinese news broadcasts covering this topic like they have with some other American news events

youtu.be/z-BvneWkLcE?si=IPJS8hM6Z85mvHWC

Tristaniopsis , to technology in Misinformation spreads in China on ‘civil war’ in Texas

Gosh. It’s so unlike China to spread lies. I mean, any comparison to the GOP must be purely coincidence.

ininewcrow ,
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A classic chicken or the egg scenario

skeezix ,

Yes, should I get general gau chicken or egg foo yong

Tristaniopsis ,

How about egg on face?

VampyreOfNazareth ,

It’s a big disgrace

Tristaniopsis ,

Waving your flag all over their face.

Kalkaline ,
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The egg predates the chicken by a long shot, no one ever specifies it’s a chicken egg.

autotldr Bot , to technology in Misinformation spreads in China on ‘civil war’ in Texas

This is the best summary I could come up with:


Amid the escalating border standoff between Texas and the White House over illegal immigration, misinformation has spread in China that the Lone Star state has officially declared war to secede from the US.

Popular Chinese outlets have been suggesting that events in Texas have led to deep divisions in the US widening to a point where unrest has become a stark reality.

More than 6.3m migrants have crossed into the US illegally since the beginning of 2021 - record highs that have intensified a standoff between President Joe Biden and Texas Governor Greg Abbott.

As part of his Operation Lone Star, Mr Abbott has sought to block or deter entry into his state, including by installing about 30 miles (48km) of razor wire barriers along the city of Eagle Pass.

A Voice of America journalist Wenhao, who specialises in Chinese online disinformation, posted on X that the “biggest US related news on China’s internet for the past few days is Texas governor declaring war with the federal government, which did not happen in reality”.

Social media users in China on Friday, for example, were able to read reports that Florida’s Republican governor Ron DeSantis is sending up to 1,000 members of the National Guard to Texas.


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CheeryLBottom , to news in The Hobbit first edition bought for £1.50 could fetch thousands

My only claim is that I have my original 1973 copy. I managed to drag that around for many years

comador , to news in The Hobbit first edition bought for £1.50 could fetch thousands
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“The One” copy.

Bonesince1997 , to news in The Hobbit first edition bought for £1.50 could fetch thousands

Bilbo bargains lol

Boingboing , to news in The Hobbit first edition bought for £1.50 could fetch thousands

For godsake. That copy used to sit on my childhood bookshelf but got lost in a move somewhere along the line.

Odelay42 ,

Similar or same? Original cover art doesn’t necessarily mean first edition.

IamSparticles ,

Yeah, they still print editions with the original cover art. My elementary school library had a copy with the same cover, but it was printed in the 70s, around the time the Rankin Bass animated film came out and created a new surge of popularity.

miseducator , to news in The Hobbit first edition bought for £1.50 could fetch thousands

Fella looks like a dang hobbit.

omgitsaheadcrab , to world in Moment vibrating phones alerted UN to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine

I might have to watch this documentary, looks good. Russian embassador got left out to dry lol

TrickDacy , (edited )

So things would’ve somehow been better if the ambassador knew ahead of time?

Edit: not sure if you deleted your comment or what but you still won today’s wrongest take so far.

breadsmasher , to world in Moment vibrating phones alerted UN to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine
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vibrating phones alerted UN to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine

Watch video, one of the first sentences

“It was almost like you could hear vibrating phones on silent”

almost like

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