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PeckerBrown , to worldnews in King Charles III diagnosed with cancer, Buckingham Palace says

…zzzzzzzzzzzzz…

o_d , to worldnews in King Charles III diagnosed with cancer, Buckingham Palace says
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I can’t wait to be smoking on that king pack. meme is locked and loaded.

LanternEverywhere , (edited ) to worldnews in King Charles III diagnosed with cancer, Buckingham Palace says

Prostate cancer is very common, very survivable, and very easily treatable. It's a serious health problem, but he's almost definitely gonna be fine

Me fail reading comprehension. The article says it's NOT prostate cancer

ironhydroxide ,

What I read said it wasn’t prostate cancer, but also wouldn’t say what cancer it was.

TheAlbatross ,

So you’re saying there’s hope?

AdamEatsAss ,

I would think colon cancer then. They “found” it during prostate exam. So same area.

Mycatiskai ,

Seeing as he is a rich cunt, it could be glioblastoma if they found it during the prostate exam.

0xtero , to worldnews in King Charles III diagnosed with cancer, Buckingham Palace says

Oh no.
Anyways

Grimy , to worldnews in King Charles III diagnosed with cancer, Buckingham Palace says

So is it the pedo next in line?

Lath ,

I think it's primogeniture monarchy, so it's from parent to child. Next in line is Charles' firstborn.

Chainweasel ,

No, he’s completely out of the running unless all of King Charles children and grandchildren mysteriously die

souma ,

Don’t give the pedo any ideas

TheAlbatross , to worldnews in King Charles III diagnosed with cancer, Buckingham Palace says

Sick speedrun strat

autotldr Bot , to worldnews in King Charles III diagnosed with cancer, Buckingham Palace says

This is the best summary I could come up with:


The type of cancer has not been revealed, but according to a palace statement the King began “regular treatments” on Monday.

Buckingham Palace says the King “remains wholly positive about his treatment and looks forward to returning to full public duty as soon as possible”.

He will postpone his public engagements and it is expected other senior royals will help to stand in for him during his treatment.

The King, 75, returned to London from Sandringham in Norfolk on Monday morning and the palace says he has commenced treatment as an outpatient.

Although he will pause his public events, the King will continue with his constitutional role as head of state, including paperwork and private meetings.

UK figures suggest, on average each year, more than a third (36%) of new cancer cases were in people aged 75 and over.


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Tristaniopsis , to technology in Misinformation spreads in China on ‘civil war’ in Texas

Gosh. It’s so unlike China to spread lies. I mean, any comparison to the GOP must be purely coincidence.

ininewcrow ,
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A classic chicken or the egg scenario

skeezix ,

Yes, should I get general gau chicken or egg foo yong

Tristaniopsis ,

How about egg on face?

VampyreOfNazareth ,

It’s a big disgrace

Tristaniopsis ,

Waving your flag all over their face.

Kalkaline ,
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The egg predates the chicken by a long shot, no one ever specifies it’s a chicken egg.

FlyingSquid , to news in Barry John: Legendary Wales and Lions fly-half dies aged 79
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Car , to technology in Misinformation spreads in China on ‘civil war’ in Texas

Can’t wait to see the animated Chinese news broadcasts covering this topic like they have with some other American news events

youtu.be/z-BvneWkLcE?si=IPJS8hM6Z85mvHWC

autotldr Bot , to technology in Misinformation spreads in China on ‘civil war’ in Texas

This is the best summary I could come up with:


Amid the escalating border standoff between Texas and the White House over illegal immigration, misinformation has spread in China that the Lone Star state has officially declared war to secede from the US.

Popular Chinese outlets have been suggesting that events in Texas have led to deep divisions in the US widening to a point where unrest has become a stark reality.

More than 6.3m migrants have crossed into the US illegally since the beginning of 2021 - record highs that have intensified a standoff between President Joe Biden and Texas Governor Greg Abbott.

As part of his Operation Lone Star, Mr Abbott has sought to block or deter entry into his state, including by installing about 30 miles (48km) of razor wire barriers along the city of Eagle Pass.

A Voice of America journalist Wenhao, who specialises in Chinese online disinformation, posted on X that the “biggest US related news on China’s internet for the past few days is Texas governor declaring war with the federal government, which did not happen in reality”.

Social media users in China on Friday, for example, were able to read reports that Florida’s Republican governor Ron DeSantis is sending up to 1,000 members of the National Guard to Texas.


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salarua , to news in [Iowa] Evangelicals on Trump: "God looked down on his planned paradise and said, 'I need a caretaker,' so God gave us Trump."
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doesn’t the Bible specifically warn about people like Trump?

For people will be lovers of self, lovers of money, proud, arrogant, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, heartless, unappeasable, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not loving good, treacherous, reckless, swollen with conceit, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having the appearance of godliness, but denying its power. Avoid such people.

— 2 Timothy 3:2–5, English Standard Version

sqgl ,

Get out of here with your pinko agenda. What are you, some kind of long haired, bleeding-heart, sharey fairy, hippie, Jew?

Behold: The supply-side Jesus.

Caligvla ,

Yes, but it doesn’t matter, these people don’t read the Bible. For them, it’s just an excuse to do whatever it is they’re doing.

solanaceous ,

Yes, but it doesn’t matter, these people don’t read the Bible.

They do read the Bible though, at least in my experience. I’ve gone to a number of different churches, Evangelical and otherwise, and the Evangelical or otherwise Calvinist folks were the ones that read the Bible the most and in the most detail — but perhaps also the ones who came to horrible conclusions the most often. Like that you should shine the light of Christ into the world by blocking women for promotion at your job, because 1 Tim 2:12 says that Paul does not permit them to have authority over men. (Real example, if possibly the worst one I’ve seen.) Maybe my experience is not representative, but I don’t think the problem is primarily that Evangelicals don’t read the Bible.

I have a long theory about some of the ways that Evangelicalism distorts Scripture, but one root of the issue is that (IMHO) Scripture was written by humans, reflects the biases of the authors and their societies, and has a lot of horrible things in it. If you take a sola scriptura view and then read it through a lens that’s been cultivated over years to reinforce patriarchy and supremacy (see e.g. Manifest Destiny, the curse of Ham, etc) then you will end up absorbing the genocidal and supremacist bits and not the hospitable and altruistic bits.

For them, it’s just an excuse to do whatever it is they’re doing.

For sure. People don’t want to repent. They want to find justifications for what they were already doing, or planning to do.

Caligvla ,

If you take a sola scriptura view and then read it through a lens that’s been cultivated over years to reinforce patriarchy and supremacy (see e.g. Manifest Destiny, the curse of Ham, etc) then you will end up absorbing the genocidal and supremacist bits and not the hospitable and altruistic bits.

Agreed, over the years I’ve come to firmly believe the root cause of all the Christian extremism we have nowadays is the literal interpretation of the scripture by Evangelicals. When you take every word of that book as law and you refuse to acknowledge some of it shouldn’t be relevant anymore, you end with some really absurd worldviews and beliefs. Especially in those small churches without affiliation to some larger religious body, without some authority dictating what is acceptable and what isn’t, the insanity runs amok.

This is something I admire in the Catholic church, their willingness to reinterpret the Bible to current circumstances, they get a lot of flak (deservedly so) for some things, but at least they have that going for them.

chris ,

Grew up Reformed Christian and you hit the nail on the head… Or hand, or whatever.

festus ,

In the case of the creator of the video, they literally don’t.

The group’s leader, Brenden Dilley, characterizes himself as Christian and a man of faith but says he has never read the Bible and does not attend church.

Source, which then links to a video also on the NYTimes.

Boingboing , to news in The Hobbit first edition bought for £1.50 could fetch thousands

For godsake. That copy used to sit on my childhood bookshelf but got lost in a move somewhere along the line.

Odelay42 ,

Similar or same? Original cover art doesn’t necessarily mean first edition.

IamSparticles ,

Yeah, they still print editions with the original cover art. My elementary school library had a copy with the same cover, but it was printed in the 70s, around the time the Rankin Bass animated film came out and created a new surge of popularity.

CheeryLBottom , to news in The Hobbit first edition bought for £1.50 could fetch thousands

My only claim is that I have my original 1973 copy. I managed to drag that around for many years

comador , to news in The Hobbit first edition bought for £1.50 could fetch thousands
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“The One” copy.

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