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xi_simping , to worldnews in New Israeli report alleging ‘systematic and intentional rape’ by Hamas relies on debunked Western media reports - The Grayzone
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one of the sources was literally “confidential information”

xi_simping , to asklemmy in Explain bidets for me please.
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How do you not drip back onto it?

I have only used (and own) asian or japanese style ones and its a little jet that squirts at your puckered pink starfish, water drips back into the bowl

Do you use paper too?

Yes, I have a hairy butthole and have to pat dry

How is it okay for me to use the same one right after Typhoid Larry?

Like any other toilet seat? I don’t know.

Doesn’t poo go everywhere?

No, not for me, anyways.

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