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some_guy ,

Capitalism is destroying itself. It’s happening slowly, but on a long enough timeline, it can be observed. I don’t know that it’ll implode in my lifetime, but it’s certainly well on its way.

Wisconsin attorney general files felony charges against attorneys, aide who worked for Trump in 2020 (apnews.com)

Wisconsin Attorney General Josh Kaul filed felony forgery charges Tuesday against two attorneys and an aide who helped submit paperwork falsely saying that former President Donald Trump had won the battleground state in 2020....

some_guy ,

Oh, they got poor Cheesebro. All he wants is some cheese, let him be!

Fraud trial juror reports getting bag of $120,000 and promise of more if she'll acquit (apnews.com)

A juror was dismissed Monday after reporting that a woman dropped a bag of $120,000 in cash at her home and offered her more money if she would vote to acquit seven people charged with stealing more than $40 million from a program meant to feed children during the pandemic....

some_guy ,

During the trial that began in April, defense attorneys questioned the quality of the FBI’s investigation and suggested that this might be more of a case of record-keeping problems than fraud as these defendants sought to keep up with rapidly changing rules for the food aid program.

The fact that they misplaced over $100k makes the whole case for them. They’re obviously clumsy as shit at accounting. Not guilty!

some_guy ,

Watch, I’ll just stick it right and it will… whoops, hang on, I put it here and… dang. So, I place the metal. Gdi!

some_guy ,

But their leader told them to “stand back and stand by.” I don’t understand? /s

some_guy ,

Funniest thing I’ve seen today.

some_guy ,

“Dan, seriously now,” one user wrote in response to Bongino. “I see no way out of all this mess without bloodshed. When you can rig an election, then weaponize the government and the courts against a former President, what other alternative is there? I’m almost 70 and would rather die than live in tyranny.”

Go right ahead, pal. No one will miss you.

some_guy ,

But if Theodore Cruizin’ and other shitbags sharing their border don’t show up, was she really even inaugurated?

Congrats to her. I know nothing else about her. Hope she’s able to do some good.

some_guy ,

This dude looks like a twerp.

some_guy ,

Aha, that’s where you’re wrong! Biden actually staid up late writing all the briefs and questions for both sides. It’s like Brad Pitt in that movie, Sleepers.

some_guy ,

Of course. He’s tough. He plays fair. He accepts responsibility for his actions. He obeys the law even when he’s above it.

Liar.

some_guy ,

“I’ll murder him with my bare f—— hands then put a bullet in that piece of s— wife,” he wrote in reference to Joe and Jill Biden.

The following day, Mouser challenged federal authorities, writing that the “sad pathetic pigs won’t shoot me” because he’ll shoot back and kill them, then track down their children “and murder them too.”

Sounds well adjusted. Especially for a guy named Mouser. Imagine the names he must have been called as a kid. Doesn’t excuse this pathetic call to violence. Oh well, not much was lost. Dumbass.

some_guy ,

“They want us shut down because in bankruptcy and what was happening we have a path with the judge to continue on for years, and the judge has signaled that. So, different groups involved in the bankruptcy that will be exposed soon have literally made a move to shut this place down and end my show,” he added.

I know that when I’m desperate and worried that something terrible is imminent, I like to hold back a big surprise as a teaser. It helps with ratings. Even though I’m not on tv. The point is, ya gotta juice the moment.

“I’ve been targeted for abuse. I was duped by someone. Federal files in secret have claimed that I’m committing crimes. This was untrue, of course[…]This may be my final performance.”

Bar bar bar, blub blurb… Cry for me, Alex. Let me drink your sweet tears.

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/fb3d673c-0342-4511-b4be-278837f94e34.png

Jones received the immediate support of MAGA Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia, who posted a photo with Jones on X writing: “I stand with Alex Jones.”

Oh, Margie. You’re such a handful. Tell ya what. Put mirrors on the roof of Allie’s studio to protect it from the Jewy Space Lasers and everything will be ok.

I’m starting a GoFuckMe for ole’ Alex and Margie to buy some mirrors. Dig deep everyone. We gotta save this bastion of truth and freedumb.

some_guy ,

and that this isn’t just another push for more donations (or call to violence).

It’s both. Plus a grift for more money.

100 years ago, US citizenship for Native Americans came without voting rights in swing states (apnews.com)

It’s been a century now since an act of Congress granted citizenship to Native Americans, but advocates say that right bestowed in 1924 still hasn’t translated into equal access to the ballot. Inequities are especially pronounced in remote regions across the U.S., and some key Southwestern states with large Native American...

some_guy ,

Property-owning white men. That’s who was intended to vote. Don’t forget.

No Blacks. No women. No poor white men. Only the upper crust were to decide.

The freemiest country. /s

some_guy ,

If he was even the original author. Or existed. Or whatever.

Homeric Question

some_guy ,

May?!

some_guy ,

Don’t worry, they have a get-out-of-jail-free card in their wallet. The cops who arrest them for coming after the repo man won’t know what hit 'em.

some_guy ,

Don’t take this lightly, friends. I was already rounded up by the LGBTQ-agenda and dragged to Quantico for questioning by drag queens and people who identified as cats. There was literally a litter box in the corner of the interrogation room. A bit awkward, really.

Then they beat me up and made me kiss men while they oiled me up for a sensual massage. The horrors!

I finally ratted on a few friends who are straight and they let me go so long as I promised to suck dick from now on. It’s gonna be tough telling my partner she has to move out eleven months of the year, but I can’t go back. My apt is now painted in rainbows for safety. Surely, they won’t black-bag me and disappear me when they see that, right? Can night vision goggles make out the colors of the rainbow? They can’t? Oh, shit…

^^ This was all /s, of course.

Happy pride month, everybody! Let’s throw it in their bigoted faces.

some_guy ,

Genocidal fuck.

some_guy ,

Was the first joke on a Monty Python live show that I saw on VHS a hundred million years ago. That might have been the only joke before we stopped.

some_guy ,

At least this one didn’t get to resign first. Might reduce the number of departments where he can apply, though that number won’t be anything near zero.

some_guy ,

We need laws that say that pre-historic fossils can only be housed in museums, universities, and other places of learning / study / exhibition.

some_guy ,

But I might join their ranks one day, so this is an aspirational post, right? /s

How easy is it to switch back to windows?

I’m considering switching to linux but I’m not a computer savvy person, so I wanted to have the option to switch back to windows if unforeseen complications (I only have 1 pc). Is it just a download on usb and install? And what ways can I get the product key or “cleaner” debloated versions.

some_guy ,

Yes, you should look for hand-holding tutorials. I don’t mean that to slight you. The first time I installed Linux was way before the internet was fast or full of easy to access info and way before most had access to a secondary device (like a phone) when hitting a roadblock.

It booted to a text prompt. I had no idea how to login (probably root / root or root / password or root / [blank], but htf would I know that?) so I erased and reverted back.

The point is, if you have very little experience, there’re tons of resources to help you out. Search them out. Lean on folks here for help when needed. You’ll be ok.

some_guy ,

I missed multiple wide-open signals like this when I was younger. But I like how my life turned out, so no regrets.

some_guy ,

These fuckin’ guys…

some_guy ,

You know what, they’re right. All this time I’ve spent praising our study of the universe, development of medicine and vaccines, even harnessing energy and sending information around the planet and I just feel duped.

Science is a liar sometimes.

some_guy ,

*They’re all shithole countries anyway. -T

some_guy ,

Should be bread-earners.

some_guy ,

Lonnie is so cool. Gosh, I hope I can grow up to be just like him. Better ask my parents to retcon my birth so that they control a gem mine when I’m born. Then everyone will know what a super genius I am. I can’t wait.

Fuck Lonnie.

some_guy ,

Let’s not take any chances. Hook it up to a potato.

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IRS Announce Direct File will be a permanent, free tax filing option and invited all 50 states to utilize it for the 2025 filing season

https://home.treasury.gov/news/featured-stories/us-department-of-the-treasury-irs-announce-direct-file-as-permanent-free-tax-filing-option-all-50-states-and-dc-invited-to-join-in-filing-season-2025

@news

some_guy ,

It’s about damn time.

some_guy ,

Lol. I keep getting receipts showing my letters were delivered. How do the replies keep getting lost in the mail?

some_guy ,

Context for non-Brits?

some_guy ,

Sounds like a great way to further undercut public services while turning young people against the Torries. Make this shit retroactively apply to everyone serving in government and I’d have no problem with it. Fuck legislation that by design will never touch them.

some_guy ,

I am technically on 8am-5pm, though the boss lets us stop responding to emails at 430pm and head home. I’d have to answer a call or text, but that never happens. I get 1h unpaid lunch.

My coworkers come in a half hour later but only get a half hour lunch. I like the longer break, so I’m find with it. Technically, we’re all salaried, so we can show up a bit late or leave a bit early so long as we communicate with the boss about it.

some_guy ,

That’s clearly an anal probe surface with a lamp over it. Reminds me of my first time.

some_guy ,

Frisbee is surprisingly fun and aerobic. I’m with you on the rest.

some_guy ,

Karaoke.

some_guy ,

They coordinated to kneecap Bernie, so clearly the case.

Maternal mortality in the United States: are the high and rising rates due to changes in obstetrical factors, maternal medical conditions, or maternal mortality surveillance? (www.ajog.org)

New paper casts doubt on the often reported huge rise in maternal deaths in the United States over the past 20 years. They put the blame firmly on a change in the reporting method.

some_guy ,

I’ll say all three contribute at verying degrees.

some_guy ,

I’d argue money, but either way.

Revealed: how a US far-right group is influencing anti-gay policies in Africa (www.theguardian.com)

A long-standing US anti-pornography campaigning group has advised, promoted and endorsed anti-LGBTQ+ activists and politicians in Uganda, including a governing party member who endorsed anti-LGBTQ+ laws by saying gays “should be castrated”, and a virulently homophobic founder of a “militaristic” Christian boys camp....

some_guy ,

Thanks for the correction.

some_guy ,

You’re all reading this wrong. The right way to interpret this is that there is no red line.

some_guy ,

And the reason for my mention of sarcasm proves necessary. I can’t contribute code, so I contribute money to FOSS projects. And I think it’s stupid to dehumanize people. I haven’t embarrassed myself because you aren’t able to properly interpret my post building atop prior sarcasm.

There’s a reason I’m on the SDF instance and it wasn’t an accident. Learn to internet.

some_guy ,

Well said.

some_guy ,

I had an in-person interview lined up after a phone interview went really well. However, I got offered a different position before the Linux interview was scheduled and I had to take it because I was unemployed and couldn’t gamble on it not working out.

I just got back into virtualizing Linux instances on Proxmox (had been on ESXi before the Broadcom fuckery). I’m considering going that route again as of just very recently.

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