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some_guy , to news in ‘No way out without bloodshed’: the right believe the US is under threat and are mobilizing

“Dan, seriously now,” one user wrote in response to Bongino. “I see no way out of all this mess without bloodshed. When you can rig an election, then weaponize the government and the courts against a former President, what other alternative is there? I’m almost 70 and would rather die than live in tyranny.”

Go right ahead, pal. No one will miss you.

some_guy , to lemmyshitpost in The Monorail Song was better in the original Greek

If he was even the original author. Or existed. Or whatever.

Homeric Question

some_guy , to news in 100 years ago, US citizenship for Native Americans came without voting rights in swing states

Property-owning white men. That’s who was intended to vote. Don’t forget.

No Blacks. No women. No poor white men. Only the upper crust were to decide.

The freemiest country. /s

some_guy , to news in Man who threatened to kill the Bidens, Obama, Hillary Clinton sentenced to federal prison

“I’ll murder him with my bare f—— hands then put a bullet in that piece of s— wife,” he wrote in reference to Joe and Jill Biden.

The following day, Mouser challenged federal authorities, writing that the “sad pathetic pigs won’t shoot me” because he’ll shoot back and kill them, then track down their children “and murder them too.”

Sounds well adjusted. Especially for a guy named Mouser. Imagine the names he must have been called as a kid. Doesn’t excuse this pathetic call to violence. Oh well, not much was lost. Dumbass.

some_guy , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit seems puzzled.

Don’t worry, they have a get-out-of-jail-free card in their wallet. The cops who arrest them for coming after the repo man won’t know what hit 'em.

some_guy , to lemmyshitpost in The only time it's ok to snitch...

Don’t take this lightly, friends. I was already rounded up by the LGBTQ-agenda and dragged to Quantico for questioning by drag queens and people who identified as cats. There was literally a litter box in the corner of the interrogation room. A bit awkward, really.

Then they beat me up and made me kiss men while they oiled me up for a sensual massage. The horrors!

I finally ratted on a few friends who are straight and they let me go so long as I promised to suck dick from now on. It’s gonna be tough telling my partner she has to move out eleven months of the year, but I can’t go back. My apt is now painted in rainbows for safety. Surely, they won’t black-bag me and disappear me when they see that, right? Can night vision goggles make out the colors of the rainbow? They can’t? Oh, shit…

^^ This was all /s, of course.

Happy pride month, everybody! Let’s throw it in their bigoted faces.

some_guy , to news in Trump says he's "okay" with jail or house arrest

Of course. He’s tough. He plays fair. He accepts responsibility for his actions. He obeys the law even when he’s above it.

Liar.

some_guy , to worldnews in Mexico's new president!

But if Theodore Cruizin’ and other shitbags sharing their border don’t show up, was she really even inaugurated?

Congrats to her. I know nothing else about her. Hope she’s able to do some good.

some_guy , to news in Alex Jones says Infowars could be shut down within hours

“They want us shut down because in bankruptcy and what was happening we have a path with the judge to continue on for years, and the judge has signaled that. So, different groups involved in the bankruptcy that will be exposed soon have literally made a move to shut this place down and end my show,” he added.

I know that when I’m desperate and worried that something terrible is imminent, I like to hold back a big surprise as a teaser. It helps with ratings. Even though I’m not on tv. The point is, ya gotta juice the moment.

“I’ve been targeted for abuse. I was duped by someone. Federal files in secret have claimed that I’m committing crimes. This was untrue, of course[…]This may be my final performance.”

Bar bar bar, blub blurb… Cry for me, Alex. Let me drink your sweet tears.

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/fb3d673c-0342-4511-b4be-278837f94e34.png

Jones received the immediate support of MAGA Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia, who posted a photo with Jones on X writing: “I stand with Alex Jones.”

Oh, Margie. You’re such a handful. Tell ya what. Put mirrors on the roof of Allie’s studio to protect it from the Jewy Space Lasers and everything will be ok.

I’m starting a GoFuckMe for ole’ Alex and Margie to buy some mirrors. Dig deep everyone. We gotta save this bastion of truth and freedumb.

some_guy , to nostupidquestions in What is the equivalent stereotype of 'women should all be homemakers,' for men?

Should be bread-earners.

some_guy , to linux in How easy is it to switch back to windows?

Yes, you should look for hand-holding tutorials. I don’t mean that to slight you. The first time I installed Linux was way before the internet was fast or full of easy to access info and way before most had access to a secondary device (like a phone) when hitting a roadblock.

It booted to a text prompt. I had no idea how to login (probably root / root or root / password or root / [blank], but htf would I know that?) so I erased and reverted back.

The point is, if you have very little experience, there’re tons of resources to help you out. Search them out. Lean on folks here for help when needed. You’ll be ok.

some_guy , to greentext in Anon misses some signals

I missed multiple wide-open signals like this when I was younger. But I like how my life turned out, so no regrets.

some_guy , to memes in water...

Was the first joke on a Monty Python live show that I saw on VHS a hundred million years ago. That might have been the only joke before we stopped.

some_guy , to workreform in The world’s 8 richest billionaires have the same wealth as the poorest 50% of the global population of 3.8 billion people

But I might join their ranks one day, so this is an aspirational post, right? /s

some_guy , to nostupidquestions in Do 9-5 jobs still exist in the U.S.?

I am technically on 8am-5pm, though the boss lets us stop responding to emails at 430pm and head home. I’d have to answer a call or text, but that never happens. I get 1h unpaid lunch.

My coworkers come in a half hour later but only get a half hour lunch. I like the longer break, so I’m find with it. Technically, we’re all salaried, so we can show up a bit late or leave a bit early so long as we communicate with the boss about it.

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