shortypants

shortypants , 2 days ago to news in Donald Trump speech shooting: Gunshots heard at president’s rally – latest news

deleted_by_moderator

shortypants , 7 days ago to world in Kyiv children’s hospital hit as Russian missile attack kills at least 29 in Ukraine

No, I think pussy is an appropriate term here. I’m not a woman and can’t gatekeep the term but I think that most women would agree that Putin attacking a children’s hospital is a full pussy move.

shortypants , 12 days ago to nottheonion in Japan declares victory in effort to end government use of floppy disks

Get the 7 Eleven multicopy app. You can do all kinds of things.

shortypants , 12 days ago to nottheonion in Japan declares victory in effort to end government use of floppy disks

They still have a love affair with faxes though. Thank God you can fax from 7 Eleven. You can do pretty much anything from 7 Eleven.

shortypants , 2 months ago to news in South Dakota governor, a potential Trump running mate, writes in new book about killing her dog

“She led Cricket to a gravel pit and killed her”

So the unruly dog followed her to its death… That doesn’t sound very unruly.

shortypants , 4 months ago to asklemmy in What was a book that you have actually ReRead it?

A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson and Sailing Alone Around the World by Joshua Slocum

shortypants , 9 months ago to memes in Sorry for the inconvenience

Take my upvote you magnificent bastard.

shortypants , 9 months ago to memes in Sorry for the inconvenience

I poop in metric so this doesn’t apply to me.

I live in Japan and you can flush a pair of work boots down these toilets.

shortypants , 9 months ago to asklemmy in What's a great but uncommon comedy movie we should watch?

Fandango. 1985 with Kevin Costner and Judd Nelson. It was Costner and Kevin Reynolds’ first project together. It’s not a straight up comedy but it’s a very funny movie IMHO.