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penix ,

To be fair, passing out free samples at a grocery store is also trivial to automate.

penix ,

To be fair, passing out free samples at a grocery store is also trivial to automate.

penix ,

A female comendian got put out of a job by a computer program stringing together text from the internet.

penix ,

No, you don’t understand, I had to use the meth.

penix ,

Oof, man, bums dying from doing meth. Welp. Now who will live in the dumpsters and stink like shit when they harass normal people?

penix ,

Nah homie. I manage my meth addiction by not doing meth. Therefore, I don’t die. Ezpzpi. Bums reap what they sow.

penix ,

Sure thing, homie! I’m not in a “crabs in a bucket” scenario because I am not a street garbage piece of shit meth lover. I would probably consider myself more of an “arm the homeless” kind of guy because they’ll just kill each other and then the police will come in and sweep up the dregs. And I’m a “feed the homeless” kind of guy, but more like feed them sandwiches with marbles and thumbtacks in them so they break their teeth and get infections. You need to be proactive, like running entire homeless encampments through industrial shredders and then bulldozing the resultant slurry into the ocean. 😉

penix ,

So this dude is out $8, hopefully he learned his lesson.

penix ,

It’s pretend money anyway so it can be worth anything.

penix ,

It’s worth it to not be doodling around with some fartbox Lego computer company. Every 8 years or so I don’t even think about what laptop I’m going to buy, I just go to the Apple Store website, max out the specs, and pick it up in a week. Beep boop I’m done. If shit breaks, they fix it. If something isn’t right they make it right. My life improved greatly once I decided to stop cheaping out on stuff I use.

penix ,

I’m on my laptop for hours and hours every day, if I get 5 years out of a $6.5k laptop it’s about $3.50 per day, it’s even cheaper when you can wait longer because you got top end shit. Plus you probably don’t have to worry that gateway or compaq are going to be out of business.

penix ,

TBF aids is not a death sentence anymore.

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