mr_sparkle

mr_sparkle , 9 months ago to asklemmy in Those of you who share a name with a celebrity, how do you deal with it?

I went through something similar.

I realized that a Japanese dishwashing powder company is using my face as its logo.

mr_sparkle , 9 months ago to asklemmy in When was the last time you cried?

Every day in this economy.

mr_sparkle , 10 months ago to news in Sen. Mitch McConnell appears to freeze again at a Kentucky event

You mean to tell me no one wanted an energy drink for Asian homosexuals?

mr_sparkle , 10 months ago to news in Sen. Mitch McConnell appears to freeze again at a Kentucky event

The children’s blood he drinks is probably deficient in iron and magnesium.

mr_sparkle , 10 months ago to asklemmy in has your YouTube consumption decreased after implementing the "no history, no recommendations" feature?

I haven’t been on YouTube in over a month but it’s because the ads were getting way out of control.

mr_sparkle , 10 months ago to memes in THERE IS NO TWITTER

X is so dumb, it’s even sillier now that some pages are also like “More info on our X”.

mr_sparkle , 10 months ago to memes in Everything is just fine

Just a normal day at a Florida Elementary School.

mr_sparkle , 11 months ago to world in ‘I’ve never seen heat this bad. It’s not normal’: Italy struggles as temperature tops 40C 118f

“And I know I’ve finally accepted that air conditioning is a privilege, not a right.”

-Ted Lasso

mr_sparkle , 11 months ago to technology in U.S. to decide soon on GM's request to deploy cars without steering wheels

I recently learned that the state where I’m from considers a baton a deadly weapon so it can’t be purchased as a means of defense, but an Ak-47 is perfectly fine to purchase AND open carry.