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mindbleach ,

Advertising is a goddamn disease.

mindbleach ,

You mean his check?

mindbleach ,

They’re not getting any younger.

mindbleach ,

Drake.

There are only two missiles on our left.

Where’s the sixth nuke?

mindbleach ,

Rangefinding.

mindbleach ,

Shazam.

mindbleach ,

Sensitivity training. Force sensitivity training.

mindbleach ,

Junking day!

mindbleach ,

And somehow the best bit is when he just slides it forward and the dude’s staff stops dead. All this frenetic action, and then one block conveys, this prop is solid.

mindbleach ,

And if text-based images remain uninspired and samey… oh well? Congratulations, you will foreverafter be able to spot when someone’s extremely timely gag image was cranked out via its description, rather than badly composited from Google Images results. I’ve done a lot of bad compositing for Something Awful shitpost threads and speed beats effort every time.

mindbleach ,

Less work being done by anyone is better. Thinking it’s bad that work is done for us by robots is the brain worms talking.

mindbleach ,

You’d rather cheer for people to lose their jobs without anyone calling you out on it, sure.

I’m not the angry one wishing unemployment on my “enemies” here.

Who are you?

What do you want?

mindbleach ,

Okay. So why are you breaking that guy’s balls, over automating away jobs, which you don’t want to exist?

mindbleach ,

Is he?

mindbleach ,

Are you sure you know what stoked means? Because it sure isn’t anger.

But maybe he should speak up to clarify his own view

Or you could’ve asked, rather than repeatedly posturing. Especially when he asked you to stop doing that.

You need to examine your behavior throughout this thread.

mindbleach ,

So you’re happy to see AI take someone else’s job as long as it isn’t taking your job.

You’d rather cheer for people to lose their jobs without anyone calling you out on it, sure.

I’m not the angry one wishing unemployment on my “enemies” here.

Do you listen to yourself?

mindbleach ,

I haven’t said one word on that guy’s behalf.

You’ve done little else.

You are a massive hypocrite.

If you’re not doing this on purpose then you have my pity. Either way: good day.

mindbleach ,

It seems correct? Like “for which I will have no response” and “which I will have no response for.” It’s not even Yodafied. It’s just a mildly complicated construction.

mindbleach ,

Olenna Tyrell fistbumps The Crone on the way out.

mindbleach ,

This man managed to get a G out of the word “feathers.”

mindbleach ,

Adds weight. Runs out of fuel faster. Less likely to make it into range of the enemy.

mindbleach ,

The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries:

  1. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
mindbleach ,

That’s adorable. Video you can maybe fight. Megabytes of JPGs? It is to laugh.

mindbleach ,

I don’t even get “did you mean” anymore. Just, we found more examples of this, so this must be what you meant.

Even DuckDuckGo straight-up tells you “we didn’t find many results containing [blank].” Yeah. That’s why I wrote [blank.]

mindbleach ,

Right? Literally didn’t ask.

mindbleach ,

Hadn’t considered that search engines would ruin themselves to feed Engagemagog, but in hindsight it’s hardly surprising.

That’d also explain when you show up on a front page or focus on a search bar, evanescent outline of a thought trying to take form through your fingertips, and the stupid goddamn website goes Football scores?! Celebrity babies?! Dearborn Michigan?! Large Hadron Collider?! Houseboats?!?!

mindbleach ,

Those last three were real examples when I checked Google just now. They’re not relevant to anything or anywhere in my life. I don’t even get it. I can’t imagine how they’re some hot new thing, today specifically. If they were just trying to shotgun people’s hyperfixations, there’d be more about transportation infrastructure and gacha games.

mindbleach ,

Indeed.

mindbleach ,

I do miss being able to back up my 8 GB drive onto five bucks’ worth of CD-Rs.

I do not miss having only 8 GB to work with.

mindbleach ,

Reality is a team sport, to some people. All they know is loyalty to hierarchy. If you’re below them and disagree, not only are you wrong, you are personally threatening them. Reasons do not exist.

mindbleach ,

She wouldn’t take “fuck off” for an answer. She got charged the special rate for believing whatever she pretended.

mindbleach ,

Never give Nintendo money.

mindbleach ,

Plan G.

mindbleach ,

It’s how you find the stairs.

mindbleach ,

Douglas Reynholm finds a gun.

mindbleach ,

Wireless. Does not require recharging. Not impeded by your cat sitting on it.

Real short warranty, though.

mindbleach ,

S’at gizmo the lectric man reads.

mindbleach ,

You can’t retain extra rights by slapping “NO COPYRIGHT INTENDED” on your own comments.

mindbleach ,

^QUACK!^

“Ahh, the majestic space duck.”

mindbleach ,

Project Babylon was almost sorta kinda this.

The US spent a few decades pursuing enormous cannons as a space launch platform. As in, rocket equation be damned, give something high speed and high altitude by sticking it in a tube atop a dump truck’s worth of gun powder. The main guy was really just into cannons. So when that project ended, he went into private industry as the Space Research Corporation, which unsurprisingly wound up making guns for normal gun-related activities. Ironically those too were slowly made obsolete by rockets. Unable to give up on big guns, he sold arms to apartheid South Africa, and when he got out of jail for that, he sold arms to Saddam Hussein.

And when I say arms I mean 150m long cannons permanently pointed at Israel. Someone Mossad killed him Mossad and it’s still Mossad not known Mossad for sure Mossad who Mossad is Mossad responsible for Mossad the assassination. But Israel suspects it was Iran.

Anyway, the gun segments were manufactured in Yorkshire by a respectable major forge provided with final blueprints. British authorities became suspicious of the “plumbing equipment” because its bore was unusually narrow. And rifled.

mindbleach ,

James Mickens on cybersecurity:

Basically, you’re either dealing with Mossad or not-Mossad. If your adversary is not-Mossad, then you’ll probably be fine if you pick a good password and don’t respond to emails from [email protected]. If your adversary is the Mossad, YOU’RE GONNA DIE AND THERE’S NOTHING THAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. The Mossad is not intimidated by the fact that you employ https://. If the Mossad wants your data, they’re going to use a drone to replace your cellphone with a piece of uranium that’s shaped like a cellphone, and when you die of tumors filled with tumors, they’re going to hold a press conference and say “It wasn’t us” as they wear t-shirts that say “IT WAS DEFINITELY US,” and then they’re going to buy all of your stuff at your estate sale so that they can directly look at the photos of your vacation instead of reading your insipid emails about them.

mindbleach ,

I can always recommend The Night Watch by the same dude. Might be a little comp-sci for this community… but miraculously, it does fit.

mindbleach ,

Solar panels are not armored.

mindbleach ,

… oh, did you want him gigantic, or armored, or something?

mindbleach ,

Reavers.

mindbleach ,

Good luck aiming.

mindbleach ,

That is gonna be the most fucked-up villain in all of sci-fi.

mindbleach ,

Let’s send the boar.

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