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ickplant OP , 6 months ago

Legit one of my favorite videos of all time. Which just further proves this shitpost is accurate.

ickplant OP , 6 months ago

My only goal in life at this point is to reach expert shitposting status.

ickplant OP , 6 months ago

That’s a very good point. I feel less worse now.

ickplant OP , 6 months ago

That’s when you turn to memes.

ickplant OP , 6 months ago

You fool, I will now steal your memes and post them on Lemmy before you can.

ickplant OP , 6 months ago

I used this study for my conversion; it lists 13.12 cm as the average erect length.

ickplant OP , 6 months ago

Imperial dicks, that checks out.

ickplant OP , 6 months ago

You shut your mouth, my mother is a saint! She can service at least 300 dicks a night!

ickplant , 6 months ago

It’s so cute and fat, almost looks unreal. I want to squeeze it!

ickplant , 6 months ago

What indicators are there the economy is cooling? Genuinely asking because I thought we just got a great report about economic growth at 5.2%, which is the fastest quarterly rate in 2 years. I know the interest rates are high, but people are still spending.

ickplant , 6 months ago

Sane businesses don’t want their ads appearing next to neo-Nazi content, which is what Twitter now pushes. No one will “forget about it.”

ickplant , 6 months ago

“X is enabling an information independence that is uncomfortable for some people,” Ms. Yaccarino wrote. “X is standing at a unique and amazing intersection of Free Speech and Main Street — and the X community is powerful and here to welcome you.”

Wow, the mental gymnastics. Someone call the Olympic committee.

ickplant OP , 7 months ago

Not my kittens, but thank you very much for the PSA - you never know when someone might see this and find it useful for their situation.

ickplant OP , 7 months ago

At the same time‽

ickplant OP , 7 months ago

I’ve done it. You’re not supposed to come up with a finished product in 30 days (although some people do). Mine was a first draft of roughly 55k words.

ickplant , 7 months ago

His little face! His little paws! So adorable.

ickplant OP , 7 months ago

Can confirm, am therapist.

ickplant OP , 7 months ago

I love my job, and I love seeing positive changes in my clients. And I can confirm that it’s ~90% dealing with people whose parents sucked. The others usually experienced some kind of adult trauma or just want to explore themselves more.

ickplant OP , 7 months ago

There is such a thing as abuse. Not everyone’s parents suck. Some beat their children, some love them. Sure, everyone hates their parents at some point, and it’s all relative. You’re making it sound like abusive parents don’t exist.

ickplant , 7 months ago

In my neighborhood there is a old guy who takes his little granddaughter for walks while open carrying a gun. We live in a very safe suburban area. Some people are fucking nuts and are totally looking for a fight.

ickplant , 7 months ago

It’s turtles guns all the way down.

ickplant OP , 7 months ago

I’m the one who will go through 10, easily. I’m really like that snake.

ickplant OP , 7 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/dc4e21f7-e487-414f-8395-a871895181b8.png

ickplant OP , 7 months ago

Hey, I found this documentary on beavers that won several awards, so I figured I’d share in case you want to watch it with your daughter.

ickplant OP , 7 months ago

You’re welcome, I hope you both enjoy!

ickplant OP , 7 months ago

That’s too funny! I think I have an image that will help you to never forget:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8e990605-eaa9-44de-bd92-eb9c35ef6153.png

ickplant OP , 7 months ago

Good wild boi.

ickplant OP , 7 months ago

I hope so, will keep an eye on it.

ickplant OP , 7 months ago

Respectfully, reality doesn’t agree with your opinion. In states where elected officials have taken action to pass gun safety laws, fewer people die by gun violence. These laws absolutely work.

Anyone with a little mechanical skill, a hobby lathe, and a 3D printer can manufacture a fully automatic gun

Yeah, sounds so simple. Totally not more effort than walking into a store and buying one.

Universal mental health care, free education and job training

Totally agree there - and there is no reason we can’t have that AND reasonable gun laws. Never understood the false dichotomy.

programs to find “loners”, who are involved in most mass shootings

I’m glad you put “loners” in quotations because these people didn’t get radicalized alone. Top law enforcement officials say the biggest domestic terror threat comes from white supremacists. These are not “lone wolves.” They have been brainwashed by extreme right-wingers to hate anyone who is different.