There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

Reddit has never turned a profit in nearly 20 years, but filed to go public anyway (www.cnn.com)

Reddit has never turned a profit in nearly 20 years, but filed to go public anyway::Reddit, the message board site known for its chronically online userbase and for originating much internet discourse, filed for its long-anticipated initial public offering on Thursday.

db2 ,

He’s going to take it all.

db2 ,

known for its chronically online userbase

… they wrote in their online publication nobody not online could read.

db2 ,

Why is that thumb so small and why does it have a talon

db2 ,

Step 1: Stop hunching your head forward.

Barring physical issues preventing it, that’s it.

db2 ,

So you’re afraid to try? Good news then, you’re already spineless! 😈

Reddit admits more moderator protests could hurt its business | Losing third-party tools "could harm our moderators’ ability to review content..." (arstechnica.com)

Reddit admits more moderator protests could hurt its business | Losing third-party tools “could harm our moderators’ ability to review content…”::Losing third-party tools “could harm our moderators’ ability to review content…”

db2 ,

Reddit and its admins can shove it all the way up their collective butts.

db2 ,

To the people that allowed that gross invasion to happen:

Oopsie woopsie, diddums make a widdle fucky wucky? Yes you did. Yes you did.

Then do what you’d do to any other child: take away the toy they misbehaved with.

Reddit is a ‘smaller, more volatile’ Twitter, says Big Technology’s Alex Kantrowitz (www.cnbc.com)

Reddit is a ‘smaller, more volatile’ Twitter, says Big Technology’s Alex Kantrowitz::Alex Kantrowitz, Big Technology founder, joins ‘Squawk Box’ to discuss Reddit’s decision to go public, the company’s journey to IPO, Sam Altman’s stake in the company, and more.

db2 ,

Well that comparison will surely get Steve all two inches fully erect.

db2 ,

Thank you, I had no idea what it was saying. Non-Canadian obv.

db2 ,

The first neuralink patient, on the other hand, could only drool and void.

db2 ,

The outage was big enough that the Federal Communications Commission said its Public Safety and Homeland Security Bureau was actively investigating.

No single company should be big enough to cause that kind of problem.

db2 ,

I didn’t realize the housing market was in such a slump.

Vice Will Cease Publishing on Vice.com and Lay Off ‘Several Hundred’ Staffers, CEO Says (variety.com)

Vice Will Cease Publishing on Vice.com and Lay Off ‘Several Hundred’ Staffers, CEO Says::Vice Media Group CEO Bruce Dixon said the company will stop publishing on Vice.com and lay off “several hundred” staffers in the next week.

db2 ,

He must want to deploy that golden parachute quickly. I wonder why.

db2 ,

It says:

Shopping Copilot, also known as Skynet, begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

Remember when Spez said it was "It's time we grow up and behave like an adult company"? Apparently, that means paying himself $193 million and single-handedly tanking Reddit's profitability right b... (www.npr.org)

Remember when Spez said it was “It’s time we grow up and behave like an adult company”? Apparently, that means paying himself $193 million and single-handedly tanking Reddit’s profitability right b…::undefined

db2 ,

The truth is he’s a jealous little turd of a person. The other reddit founders, the ones with brains and skills, got out early and got paid. Even the dead one was more successful. He wants to drain reddit of money while tanking it. He thinks he’s entitled. It’s a real shame he reproduced too, the poor kid is doomed with a godawful role model like that.

db2 ,

There was only one worth a damn.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Swartz

db2 ,

You have to admit that comparatively he was the least rotten apple in that basket though.

db2 ,

I’m curious what they call disturbing, but also don’t want to see in case they’re right.

db2 ,

That’s called confirmation bias. If the car didn’t break you wouldn’t dwell on it.

db2 ,

They’re not that stupid. A Google account without a Gmail email address would marginalize their whole… everything.

db2 ,

Nobody benefits, it’s garden variety trolling. The media outlets have been terrible lately at discerning fact from fiction, and while we all know why that is it isn’t a good enough excuse.

Internet Download Manager (softdady.com)

IDM Portable 6.42 Build 3 is a software tool that is widely used by millions of computer users worldwide. This application has been designed to help users manage, organize and optimize their online downloads, with a focus on increasing download speed and reducing the time it takes to download files....

db2 ,

On a scale of 1 to Elon just how stupid are you?

db2 ,

Off to the Island of Misfit Toys then.

db2 ,

Tell me you’re under 23 without telling me you’re under 23.

db2 ,

Tell me you’re under Ɛᄅ without telling me you’re under Ɛᄅ.

db2 ,

2024 - 2001 =

db2 ,

Or if guillotines are involved, ask the French.

rebuilt pc parts en route after 9 years

I’ve delayed making the transition to a fully “secure” set up until upgrading my PC and moving to a Linux distro from windows. now that that is happening and my parts are in the mail, what does the Lemmy community recommend for my personal network data to remain as eyes free as possible from potential hostile gov & non gov...

db2 ,

Disobeying. As though he’s their master. Gross.

db2 ,

Older devices wont break unless you force install without creating the necessary filesystem partition layout first. Depending on how you define older that might only be a small hurdle. If you define it as a device designed for Android 4 you’re likely gonna have a bad time.

db2 ,

Never because I’m not in to larping nor am I goofy in the head.

db2 ,

Oh no, how terrible. Maybe I should rub some magic crystals about it.

db2 ,

No, when people are praying to rocks instead of getting cancer treatment for their small helpless children the world is not being made a better place and you’re a terrible person for thinking otherwise.

db2 , (edited )

What do you think of everyone here who has external genitalia?

db2 ,

🖕

db2 ,

It’s Elon, so more like the head buckets on that episode of SpongeBob but implemented very badly.

db2 ,

Not the mods, literally the admins. Steve idolizes Musk.

db2 , (edited )

In case anyone doesn’t know, ‘gob’ is British English for mouth.

db2 ,

It’s not that deep. This “meme” was made by a kid who is salty that their own shitty decision making got their phone taken away.

db2 ,
db2 ,

The funniest part is someone somewhere has the actual name of the journalist.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines