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Tautvydaxx , (edited )

Trust us bro, we did it, its just on the dark side of the moon thats why you cant see it bro. Here look at this photo bro as proof, oh its black because its the dark side of the moon bro.

/s because a lot of people dont get a joke

Tautvydaxx ,

Ofc not, if i would be serious i would have written straight

Tautvydaxx ,

I dont give a fuck about US or china, there are diffrent countries without them

Tautvydaxx ,

Just buy the audi and come to your local electrician, he will turn on all the functions, id rather die than let this shit happen. Tesla heated seates need subscription? Heres a 20$ dongle to turn it on forever. Hyundai remote start subscription? Here take this 80$ remote to start it forever. Bmw fake exhaust sound onley comes with M sports pack and costs over a thousand? Give me 10$ and ill turn that on and turn on everything else that is hidden.

Tautvydaxx ,

Yes there is a lot of safeguards, like safeguards so people wouldnt steal cars, but guess what, cars get stolen. Plus its easier to turn on functions that you want than steal a car, for audi MLB platform just reflash the MMI to an older version, unlock the hidden menu and turn on all the stuff you need. For this new audi I give half a year and there will be a version to unlcok everything like every year for the pas 20 years.

Tautvydaxx ,

Remote start trough an app is not possible to crack, but if you add a remote control like you have for a garage than it just sends a signal to start the car and doesnt use any services.

Tautvydaxx ,

100% legal, you can loose your keys and go to a lockpicker and he would make you new keys and add them to your car. Its not legal id you do this to another car in the night and drive away with the car to sell it 😂

Tautvydaxx ,

Nope, they have no power to do this, than they would prosecute the people who create tools to do diagnostics, add keys, program modules. They have zero ground on this.

Tautvydaxx ,

Your talking like you cant buy a third party HU and put it in your car with a third party app. Nobody gives a fuck unless you want to have a service guarantee, but those now last 1-2 years and basicly doesnt repair anything.

Tautvydaxx ,

Because automotive industry is so big and wanted to do the same thing like other industrys, this law had to be passed RIGHT TO REPAIR. After this some xompanys like Jaguar, Ford, Peugeot put theyr programs for free online for everyone to use to repair their cars. Other made them payed but it was not a big sum. Now going in to 2015 when subscription stuff was picking up, we onley have Jaguar free. Others not onley made them more expensive but now you have to provide information about who you are and what you work, some even made you pay 15$ for 24h to let you connect to one vin number and just delete faults. But still you could and still can do anything you want to your car, Ive never heard anyone who got in trouble for moding theyr car. Expet when making changes to the odometer or the exhaust system/ eco system but thats another league. There are also standarts that dont let you change any light outside your vehicle but thats about safety. But talking about seat heating, remote start or other comfort functions, unless you want to have a gusrantee from your shop, nobody GIVES A FUCK what you do to your car.

Tautvydaxx , (edited )

If you have an older renault with a keyless card, press the lock button two times and it will disable the keylless system until you start the car. It hink this should be the standart.

The newer hyundai and kia dont have a good immo, they can be started by breaking the ignition lock and turning the start key, also if you can catch the unloxking signal you can reuse it. Normaly you wouldnt be able to start a car without an immo chip, that is tied to the car. Normaly you woulnd be able to unlock the car because the remote and the car keeps changing the unlock code, but to make these cars cheeper for America market they removed these futures.

Tautvydaxx ,

In real life ive never met anyone who thinks owning one brand of things makes you better than anyone else. If you have friends that think that way, maybe dont be friends with them, thats toxic. If it realy annoys you, block them so you dont see them online, lower the negativity impact on your mind. If you dont want to support a brand that has a product you want, buy it used so they dont get any money.

Tautvydaxx ,

Very well done sir, my greatest regards for this woderfull shitpost

Tautvydaxx ,

Hit her with a hammer, that usualy helps

Tautvydaxx ,

Bob the builder hits stuff with his hammer to fix them…

Tautvydaxx ,

Hit your broken marriage with a hammer, that usaly helps. Better?

Tautvydaxx ,

Maya hi Maya ha Maya ho Maya ha-ha

Tautvydaxx ,

The dog is standing on cans so he would learn how to hold a pose for a dog competition, sad stuff.

Tautvydaxx ,

Either a tangle free hairbrush or a hairbrush with ions, almost every female has a tangle free brush but they are always old and needs replacing. Not a lot of them have ion hairbrushes that help remove static from hair.

Tautvydaxx ,

No, that means you understand women, I have 3 sisters, every 5 years i gift them brushes for smaller ocasions like valentine, they usualy are happy and use the new one for a long time. Somehow they love boxes too, they put jewlery, small appliences in to them.

Tautvydaxx ,

Get ready for new eco bans, we will have to stop using plastic milk containers and factories will produce more junk to put the milk in to. Like with the plastic straws and bags, good idea on papper, poor execution irl.

Tautvydaxx ,

What iam saying that the average person will get the short stick, and the big polluters like factories will not see any new anti pollution regulations. Like do we need 100s of key chain factories, we lived without useless plastic trinkets before, ban those things because thry have no use.

Tautvydaxx ,

去做就对了

crimedad , to pics

[OC] Honey bee on a crocus.
This shot is from the spring.

@pics

Tautvydaxx ,

Truly the puppies of the incect world

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