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And I’m sure the Israelis will be quite fond of this stance that flips the bird at literally the single part of this whole debacle that they themselves are interested in

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Tories are about to bite the biggest one imagineable in the UK, and the AfD has definitely gotten into some serious shit after that Nazi conference came out

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Yeah just don’t ask about the Roma

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You sick mother fucker.

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But is it compatible with the tax filing dating sim?

TIL in the Carboniferous Period, no fungus existed to decompose trees. They just grew on top of each other up and up.

The weight of the trees was so great that the ones on the bottom got squished and became coal. That’s where coal is from. Bonus fact: the whole time this was happening, sharks were hunting in the oceans. Sharks are older than trees and fungus!

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The reputation cordyceps gave fungi is really unfair IMO, they mostly chill shroomy buddies that poop food and eat poop

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Of all the arthropods you could have singled out as the scary one, you picked Barnacles?

PhlubbaDubba ,

Do any of the muppets not have forward facing eyes? Kermit I think?

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Jesus goddamned christ imagine how much it’d make age of imperialism americans’ heads spin to see Texas get filibustered by Latin American mercenaries.

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Man imagine if that was an enforced rule

Like, Trucknuts McGee isn’t even allowed to move into a house that’s too close to the school because he’s driving something that’s better rated as an Armored Personnel Transport than as a passenger car.

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one with the stickshift copypasta intensifies

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They look excited about how good a job they’re doing!

Use volcanic ash to reverse global warming

While I was in the shower, I thought of a brilliant idea! Let’s trigger several smaller volcanic eruptions that release a semi-controlled amount of volcanic ash into other atmosphere. That will cool down the atmosphere, which should buy us some time to fix our carbon emissions....

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This could cause a lot of acid rain

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“bUt PaRtIcIpAtInG iN sOcIeTy!”, people with imposter syndrome who don’t believe enough in their own abilities to be comfortable with the idea of merit alone judging advancement.

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“Every time you try to run the pendulum will drop lower until…”

Extremely loud crash as pendulum is rocketed in the ground by all the failed run attempts

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For me it was how much hate came down on the mom because her wiggly kid done did a wiggly kid and got somewhere he wasn’t supposed to be, like literally every kid has done at least once

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No but he did have to deal with the grief of breaking into a trade profession that’s so old boys club dominated we might as well start calling them guilds again.

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It’s from an era in US politics where there was DEEP suspicion of literally any position being assigned via appointment instead of by a more “accountable to the public” election. Plenty of state judiciary positions are elected as well, and the crowning political achievement of the movement was a constitutional amendment that opened US senate seats to election instead of appointment by state legislature, which is what they had been traditionally.

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Nah, elected judgeships have been disastrous for the states that implement them. Life term with no reasonable means to punish or remove them whenever they fuck around though, that ought to be corrected and then some.

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opens phone, “…moshi mo…” infinibonked for weebery

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Well, Howdy is a contraction of “How do you do?”, hence the somewhat rarer “Howdy do!”, and Goodbye is a contraction of “God Be With You!”

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It’s just so cute! They havin’ a little swap meet!

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I don’t get it

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Scrambled Eggs and Toast

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The Chinese word for foreigner is Sea Person

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Man how fucking wild would it be if we suddenly just found a super isolated village of Minoans like those Cappadocian greeks that only recently re-established contact with society because of how remote they were

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cracks knuckles, wheels out projector, starts up PowerPoint presentation

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What supporters of Iran’s government are in London‽

I feel like that’s the last place they’d willingly go to!

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The kind of christian who indulges in this sort of thinking is wildly out of touch even with the beliefs of most zealous evangelical Christians.

Evangelicals might have a grudge against the education system for producing people who are less likely to be evangelicals, but they’re also people who are deeply involved with peer culture, sports, and public organized religion.

This literature was published by a sect that even evangelical folks would regard as cultish.

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Robot Rock about to end that 3 word novel’s whole career

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Instructions unclear, trigonometry homework got me into a threeway with Zendaya and some weird tennis player

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Melanin Vampire Brandon gonna get y’all if y’all don’t vote this year!

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It looks like a potato gun

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Zelensky looks like he’s about to explain that he’s not mad at us, just dissapointed.

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A sentiment shared both by Griffith haters and Griffith stans

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Didn’t one of them also basically become the Dolphin’s sex toy?

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“They fired my girlfriend! How did you expect me to feel‽”

-The Dolphin

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Honestly at this point, if they’re gonna make designers spoon feed them, just make the default a secure password

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I think the point is that child attraction itself is a mental illness and people indulging it even without actual child contact need to be put into serious psychiatric evaluation and treatment.

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Someone watched the analysis of the great and mighty kevin and skipped the part where he explains that fascism is defined by its tropes of practice rather than its stated ideology

PhlubbaDubba ,

It’s weird to see the traditional roles getting reversed here

Where the established order would usually represent the conservative side of the schism, here the conservatives are the schismatics with official doctrine, to the degree of even rejecting official decrees where it suits them or even if it really doesn’t just because they hate modernity (see the weirdos still using latin despite not understanding it at all)

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Means we got ourselves a Yugoslav Wars scenario everybody!!!

Give it 20 years and we’ll have pop hebrew titled “my dad is a war criminal”

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He did rule that Rust can be included in the kernel code a bit ago, but IIRC that’s the last big thing he did with Linux as of late.

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What Lesbians see when other lesbians threaten to let their nails grow

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I’ve always read it as them just being extremely literal about the grammar of the language they’d speak normally

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Yes I would, tampering is dangerous shit even when you think you’re being benign about it.

Not to mention the implicit overstepping of boundaries and violation of knowing consent.

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If you can’t tell the difference between messing up a cocktail mix and intentionally tampering with a drink or drug formula I don’t know what to tell ya man.

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