Im14abeer

Im14abeer , 6 months ago to news in ‘Greedflation’ study finds many companies were lying to you about inflation

So you’re telling me it doesn’t cost twice as much to make and ship charcoal. It doesn’t cost three times as much to grow a head of lettuce? Those sneaky snooks who make house paint have some 'splaining to do too.

Im14abeer , 6 months ago to news in Martin Luther King, Jr.'s birth home doused in gasoline in arson attempt, 1 arrested

You know, I almost looked first before making my throwaway comment. I thought to myself no way this isn’t a fool of a white boy. It’s not only a woman, it’s a black woman. I did not see that coming. I solemnly swear to be better in the future, because the world is unpredictable.

Im14abeer , 6 months ago to news in Martin Luther King, Jr.'s birth home doused in gasoline in arson attempt, 1 arrested

This man has an incurable case of malignant stupidity. The dealership where Malcolm X bought his first car was next on his arson targets list.

Im14abeer , 6 months ago to news in Catholic nuns sue Smith & Wesson to halt its assault-style weapons sales

“Did your clients purchase shares with the express intent to create standing in a case such as this?”

“Of course not your honor”

“Did your clients do due diligence on their investment before purchasing their shares?”

“Yes your honor.”

“And during this due diligence, did they in fact find that the main component of the company’s business is the manufacture of firearms and had been so since 1852?”

“Yes your honor.”

“Have the sisters ever heard of Dirty Harry?”

“Your honor?”

Summary judgement for dismissal in 3…2…

Im14abeer , 6 months ago to news in Ohio Senate Republicans propose banning home grown marijuana and other changes to legal marijuana

The party of small government and personal responsibility ladies and gentlemen.

Im14abeer , 6 months ago to nottheonion in YouTuber Trevor Jacob jailed after crashing plane for views

Considering the potential consequences of this idiocy, 6 months is less than a slap on the wrist.

Im14abeer , 6 months ago to nottheonion in YouTuber Trevor Jacob jailed after crashing plane for views

I guess none, wanna watch this clip of a murder for hire I did?

Im14abeer , 6 months ago to technology in "Bing's Bizarre Blunder: Search Engine Claims Australia Doesn't Exist"

They’re wedged against the turtle shell.

Im14abeer , 6 months ago to technology in "Bing's Bizarre Blunder: Search Engine Claims Australia Doesn't Exist"

Next you’ll tell us you’ve been to the moon. Get out of here John Glenn.

Im14abeer , 6 months ago to technology in Tesla's reputation slumps as GM, Ford climb - Tesla ranked 62nd by reputation among the 100 most visible brands, tumbling from 12th last year and 8th in 2021.

Yeah? Well fuck those survey takers. You want to blackmail me with my reputation? G-o f-u-c-k o-f-f.

Im14abeer , 6 months ago to world in US tells Israel it will announce visa ban on violent settlers in coming weeks — officials

US hopes that the anonymity will serve as cover for not having actually banned anyone because they have no idea who to ban.

Im14abeer , 7 months ago to news in Advertisers Say They Do Not Plan to Return to X After Musk’s Comments

That music is Yakety Sax.

Im14abeer , 7 months ago to technology in Google Chrome will limit ad blockers starting June 2024

Presumably the FTC will have something to say about blatant anticompetitive actions such at these. Then again, that’s why corporations buy themselves representatives, senators and judges.

Edit: such not suck

Im14abeer , 7 months ago to news in Mike Johnson to publicly release 44,000 hours of sensitive January 6 footage

Oh, he’s not hiding it, that sweaty, throbbing throng of insurrection is what he’s into. This is his Fappening.

Im14abeer , 7 months ago to news in Pastor John Hagee says an Israel-Palestinian peace deal will be the work of the anti-Christ

Is he volunteering to lead negotiations?