Hatandwatch

Hatandwatch , 2 months ago to memes in Freedom and Democracy

I would simply vote against the spicy orange cheeto.

Hatandwatch , 3 months ago to memes in Phytagoras

You won’t trick me into forming a 4 sided die, the most vile of shapes!

Hatandwatch , 7 months ago to asklemmy in why do lemmy users hate the use of emojis ?

*people [omitted] writing poorly

If you’re going to criticize grammar/punctuation, you had better be immaculate when doing so, let alone two mistakes within two words.

Hatandwatch , 8 months ago to worldnews in World breaches key 1.5C warming mark for record number of days

Okay but that image goes hard. Literally looks like they’re holding fire in their hand.

Hatandwatch , 9 months ago to memes in The American garbage parties

Shit did I miss a memo? Are we doing a bit where we defend the morality of the US constitution? Hold on everyone, I call the 13th amendment!

Hatandwatch , 9 months ago to memes in It could be anything

When your gator disguise fails because you can’t abandon the comfort of your crocs.

Hatandwatch , 9 months ago to asklemmy in What is the one most astonishingly dumb things that, as a child, you believed was absolute truth?

I used to think it was “limbels”, no freaking idea where I picked it up either. I still use it in my own mind. “I can bench 200 limbels”

Hatandwatch , 9 months ago to asklemmy in What is the one most astonishingly dumb things that, as a child, you believed was absolute truth?

It’s improv, most of the “results” might be determined before hand, but getting there is up to the wrestlers, and the audience doesn’t know where the story is meant to go so can stay invested. The damage is fake but the athletics is very much real.

Hatandwatch , 9 months ago to memes in Mandatory bees

Mandatory bees nutz

Hatandwatch , 10 months ago to memes in Freedom units 💯

It’s camouflage from perverts and Terfs.

Hatandwatch , 10 months ago to memes in Machinists, engineers and people of common sense unite !

Calipers are strictly for measuring the brainpan of undesirables.

Hatandwatch , 10 months ago to memes in Lemmy since the reddit collapse

wonder-who-thats-for

Hatandwatch , 10 months ago to memes in Water mountains

Pedantic much? Have you coasters ever seen a landboat? Everyone here has seen a sail disappear at the horizon of the great plains.

Hatandwatch , 10 months ago to memes in True story

People get real busybody when they see me driving on a donut for two weeks. Like dude this is the tenth time I’ve done this with the same donut. Random shit can fail any time, I’m not falling for that particular paranoia.

Hatandwatch , 10 months ago to worldnews in Biden calls China a 'ticking time bomb' due to economic troubles

I’ve been busy for one day and this happens. Federation is a hell of a drug.