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ChronosTriggerWarning , to nottheonion in Donald Trump suggests Kamala Harris suddenly 'became a Black person'

If i could make my own Rushmore, he’d definitely be on it. Betty White, Bob Ross, Mr Rogers… good folks, y’know?

ChronosTriggerWarning , to news in An exonerated man was ‘50 feet from freedom.’ Then a court stopped him.

Aba

ChronosTriggerWarning , to news in An exonerated man was ‘50 feet from freedom.’ Then a court stopped him.

I’m positive an investigation into his donors would reveal absolutely zero connections to any for-profit prison companies… it’s just completely random, I’m sure.

ChronosTriggerWarning , to lemmyshitpost in and I says "What's with the liquid metal face?"

Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. They see a sign on the highway that’s says Disneyland: Left, so they turned around and went home.

ChronosTriggerWarning , to lemmyshitpost in and I says "What's with the liquid metal face?"

Amusing anecdote time!

My dad took me to see this in the theater opening weekend. The theater lost audio during the helicopter chase scene. The movie kept rolling on screen, just no sound was playing. I’ve never seen humanity collectively come together like that theater did in that moment…

One person starting shouting "BANG! BANG! BANGBANGBANG!" to fill in for the guns. Another fine soul starting making helicopter “wufwufwufwuf” noises. When Sarah Connor gets hit, a woman screamed “I’M HIT!” The whole audience came together and made lemonade, and it was glorious.

That’s when they got the audio working again. The audience shared a collective laugh and applause, and we finished watching one of the best action movies ever produced.

I fucking love Judgment Day.

ChronosTriggerWarning , to nottheonion in Donald Trump suggests Kamala Harris suddenly 'became a Black person'

“WHAT?! TWO RACES? IN THE SAME BODY?!”

Next, your gonna be telling me i can get pizza hut and taco bell in the same building…

ChronosTriggerWarning , to lemmyshitpost in My lord. My lady...

Lord Colto, i do declare…!

ChronosTriggerWarning , to lemmyshitpost in My lord. My lady...

“I am here but to clean your chambers.”

ChronosTriggerWarning , to news in White House pushes Biden's Supreme Court proposal despite Republican objections.

And your whining about a whataboutism is itself a red herring. It’s dragging the point away from what it was originally.

ChronosTriggerWarning , to noncredibledefense in Decisions, Decisions

I hear Wagner mercs are huge fans!

ChronosTriggerWarning , to pcgaming in Palworld's community manager says our 'dead game' fixation is ruining gaming: 'I don't think it really serves anyone to push gamers to play the same game, day in and day out'

Dude. I’m still playing Mass effect. Ditto New Vegas. Last year, i realized they had dlc I’ve never played and bought it. That’s, what? 15 years after the fact…? Try making a good game. Ditch the casino addiction style shit. People respond.

ChronosTriggerWarning , to news in Head of pro-Trump Project 2025 steps down as Democrats ramp up attacks

“And so I come full circle on this response and just want to encourage you with some substance that we are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be.”

ChronosTriggerWarning , to asklemmy in What is the Orb?

Do NOT throw off the orb’s groove! Beware the groove!

ChronosTriggerWarning , to news in Officers Texted Each Other About Trump Shooter but Didn’t Approach Him

This presidential protection detail has been provided by the Uvalde Sheriff’s Dept.

The sound of screaming children has been removed.

ChronosTriggerWarning , to aboringdystopia in Fast-food chains battle for low-income diners with summer value meals ***Better headline: Fast food restaurants scratch head when customers don’t want to pay higher prices for shitty food.

The bandaid was holding the… BUGS… on…?

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