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Beaphe ,

I dont care HOW many stewardesses you’ve bagged!

PENGUINS CAN’T FLY!

Disney is gouging customers with a near doubling of subscription costs. (sh.itjust.works)

Disney is raking its customers over the coals with a 75% price hike for their annual subscription (originally $80.) People wonder why piracy is on the rise.Multiple commenters are saying I’m off base about the 75% price increase. My payment less than a year ago was $79.99. Here’s the proof.

Beaphe ,

I agree with this guy.

Look into usenet, sabnzbd (or nzbget) and the ***arr programs.

Cost you a max $10/month, depending on how serious you are at hoarding, and how far back you want to go.

Beaphe ,
Beaphe ,

There is no whiteout.

You will strike thru the error using a single line, leaving the error legible. Then amend the document with the valid information and initial the change as authorized.

You then submit the new draft, with visible corrections, to be published.

Beaphe ,

You can sell your organs and body to Emory in Atlanta. We’ll, you COULD, around 2010 still.

$2000 cash, and you signed off your corpse.

Beaphe ,

But she really isn’t. There is nothing special about her in a world where you see 30 of her simply going out for groceries.

Beaphe ,

Hot apple cream pies

Beaphe ,

I’m gonna be honest, as soon as Brandi Love professed her backing for Trump, she was done in my bank

Beaphe ,

I like to pick my own shitty clothes and dinner, at least then it isn’t rubbed in my face.

Beaphe ,

That’s what the guns and potatoes are for.

How the fuck can I kill 20 hours?

My 13 hour flight just got delayed 7 hours, I’m stuck at my second airport, and I dont think I’m gonna make it. I have some movies and audio books on my phone, but really only anticipated having to burn the flight time via napping and some media, not 7 hours leading up to it, and I’m pretty sure I’m gonna mentally burn...

Beaphe ,

Dude, hustle up to the bar and drink 13 beers like the rest of us, and fall asleep on the plane during boarding, after you’ve reminded the gate attendant that you’re mentally handicapped.

Beaphe ,

Obviously I’m not alone here.

Beaphe ,

It wasn’t the smoking that didnt kill em. It was the minding their own fucking business.

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