“Recruit Yampil, we do not eat the Russians. DO NOT EAT THE RUSSIANS! … it’s junk food.”
animals shouldn’t be used for warfare… so I’m glad he got moved. but I am going to amuse myself with instructions specific to the bear all the same. (also, that sounds like an “interesting” van ride they had there.)
Edit : or….
“Bear?”
“Check.”
“Bear armor?”
“Check.”
“Chain gun?”
“Check.”
“Grenade launcher?”
“Check.”
“Advanced turret mount with automatic eye tracking and bear-adapted Voice Attack profiles?”
“Check.”
“Russian targets?”
“…uh…”
“Russian targets?”
“They seem to be fleeing, sir.”
“That the fourth time! How are we gonna test project Ursa if they keep running away? You know those drone guys got another warship? Right?!”