cut to the City of Dis located in the lower levels of hell, in particular the area reserved for the people who commit heresy. In pops our newly smote Turkish MP who looks around in shock
MP: “What the…?”
Demon: “New, eh? Yeah, we get guys like you all the time. You really shouldn’t tell people what God is gonna do. He really doesn’t like being directed to do anything. Anyhow, over to your left is your standard issue Ever Burning Ember. If you could just place that on your tongue for the rest of time, we can get started!”