One of these days you will wake up and realize you’ve been saying “I’m getting old”, when in fact you already are old. That happened for me a week ago when I was at a friend’s party. He invited his friends and his family. I met this guy who I thought was my friend’s dad’s friend, but he told me he went to highschool with my friend. It was at that moment I realized we’re fucking old. It’s hard to deny when you think people your age are people who are friends with your friend’s dad, based on their appearance.