I just got home, went round to ask if neighbour has it. He sent his son to the door who said his dad is in a ‘meeting’. I explained situation, he said he’d pass it on… he hasn’t come round so either has it and isn’t giving it back, or doesn’t have it.
ASOS actually emailed me today to check the situation, and offered me a replacement w/ express shipping or a full refund, which imo is excellent customer service considering it’s (mostly) not their fault. I appreciate that bigtime, sometimes it feels you have to really battle nowadays to get a resolution to something like this.