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Arrakis ,

Job well done, boys.

ChouffeMeUp ,

Ha ha ha, surely the best way to look at it!

fluke ,

They keep thinking that they pulled a fast one on us by dumping all that tea in the river, but it was our plan to get the world’s largest brew going.

Joke’s on them. We have plenty more.

leraje ,
@leraje@lemmy.world avatar

-Sir, sir, the Yankees are refusing to pay taxes!

-Really? Bit annoying.

-They’re marching on Boston!

-Are they? Well, I’m sure it’ll blow over.

-And they’re dumping crates of tea into the harbour!

-WHAT??? TOTAL WAR!!!

TeaHands ,
@TeaHands@lemmy.world avatar

Going to enjoy repeating this at all my US friends all night and pretending I came up with it, cheers.

digdilem OP ,

This is the true internet way. (I stole it from someone else too and am cheerfully passing it off as mine)

TeaHands ,
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PineapplePartisan ,
@PineapplePartisan@lemmy.world avatar

Awful smug for a place that still has Croydon.

Guru_Meditation_ ,
@Guru_Meditation_@lemmy.world avatar

LOL! American here who stayed in a Premier Inn in Croydon. That place s so sad it reminded me of home. :’(

DopamineDaydreams ,
@DopamineDaydreams@kbin.social avatar

Croydon surely isn't that bad

hello_cruel_world ,

It was OK 20 years ago. Then I left, and it went to shit

Toothpickjim ,
@Toothpickjim@lemmy.fmhy.ml avatar

For clarity are you saying it became shit when you left?

hello_cruel_world ,

To confirm: yes

demvoter ,
@demvoter@kbin.social avatar

You can have Florida back, mate.

Pons_Aelius ,

Shouldn't it go back to Spain?

Helldiver_M ,
@Helldiver_M@kbin.social avatar

Spain, bottom of the ocean, wherever idc.

Pons_Aelius ,

bottom of the ocean

Give it another decade or so and problem solved.

Metaright ,
@Metaright@kbin.social avatar

I changed my mind. Can we come home? ='(

Kravenseye ,

Yeah...er.... we can take a collection up to pass it back.... I mean, we'll keep the mouse... the rest is all yours! :)

ballzovsteel ,

I don’t want to be responsible for Florida.

Arbiter ,

But Florida sided with the Crown and remained a colony.

tal ,
@tal@kbin.social avatar

Florida Man strikes again.

Helldiver_M ,
@Helldiver_M@kbin.social avatar

True, but you guys did Brexit.

Hyperreality ,

If Europe celebrated no longer being held responsible for everything that goes wrong in the UK, we'd do it on the 31st of January.

But we don't. For the UK brexit is one of the most important and monumental decisions it's ever made. For Europe it was a Thursday.

satanmat ,

Please take me back. I promise to be good this time.

Have mercy!

I’ll eat my meat, so I can have my pudding.

Cevilia ,
@Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Happy Divestiture Of The Colonies Day!

bioemerl ,

You can never totally divest from the fire you started friends. Even if it burns beyond your control.

Pons_Aelius ,

You should be telling that to the Dutch, French and Spanish. All forgotten when it comes to the origins of the USA.

Roundcat ,
@Roundcat@kbin.social avatar

Today we celebrate being the first to Brexit, and actually being successful at it.

blanketswithsmallpox ,
@blanketswithsmallpox@kbin.social avatar

The first real nation anyway. Not any of those lame nations and countries that aren't America as if they matter. Psssssh.

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