Users choose which type of cloud they are: a towering cumulonimbus, a high but dainty cirrus, etc. then be all cliquey and dis on the other clouds for their inherent characteristics while giving status updates of where they are on the world like “omg I just joined a bunch of rambunctious clouds in Tornado Alley and shredded some double-wides! Those cumulos be wild! On to big sky country of montana hope to just chill out like those lazy cirrus before dumping my load over the pacific!”