The opposite of "Ladies and Gentlemen" would be "Whores and Scoundrels".
Which sounds rad as fuck. Like how you’d open a speech for the Guild of Calamitous Intent.
We love old memes because they remind us of a time when we felt like participants instead of consumers
If your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.
A lot of societies problems would be solved if they taught about forming healthy relationships in school.
Right now there is a loneliness epidemic throughout the world. More and more people aren’t entering relationships. Gen Z men are having significant trouble dating while there are some economic factors in the mix. From my own view and experiences combined with what I’ve read most Gen Z men are lack the social and...
We should have an annual Mega Cake Month for all of those who joined Lemmy back in June, to celebrate our move away from Reddit.
Since nobody likes calling it X, why don't we call the platform "ex-twitter"? That way it's technically true, and everybody knows what you're talking about.
or maybe eX-twitter
it's weird that we are prepared to die for democracy, yet willingly enter dictatorships daily for work and spend the majority of our waking lives with people we vaguely know
They should build ev charging stations with a drive in theater so you can watch a movie as you're charging up to continue your road trip
It's probably more difficult for kids to throw house parties nowadays when their parents are out of town due to how accessible security cameras are.
Seems like just about everyone has a video doorbell and/or other cameras monitoring their property. Took it for granted in my youth without even knowing it.
It's actually wholesome that early internet most famous meme/ viral video is a song about "never giving someone up and never letting them down"
There are identical twins out there whose parents confused one with the other and now they living their life with the name of the other sibling, never noticing because it doesn't make any difference.
Getting high reveals how arbitrary the connection is between how you feel and how well things are going.
You can't burn water, because it's already burnt
Fire is the rapid oxidation of a material. Water is 2 hydrogen and 1 oxygen. Every molecule is fully oxidized. It’s also a common byproduct of fire. Therefore, you can’t burn it, because it’s already burnt
It shouldn't be called ADHD; it should be called restless brain syndrome.
or ADH-Wheee! if you really want to put a positive spin on it.
Internet archive is library of alexandria of our time
I hope this time it wont burn down
Bean shitposts becoming popular across the entire Fediverse in just an hour is a live demonstration of how effective decentralization and federation protocols are.
We should start saying "Thanks /u/spez" from now on as reddits bad practices made us move to lemmy
Title said it all
If you have reddit coins that are about to go to waste... I would search for a "fuck u/spez" post and award it as much as you can
A little extra traffic will go to reddit… but fuck them. They’re taking monetary value away from your account, so ya might as well use the coins you have as you see fit (while you still can). Fuck u/spez and fuck reddit
Magnetism only feels like magic, because we don't have biological sensors for it
Think about it. Isn’t light+eyes and ears+sound just the same in terms of their “influence at a distance”? We don’t feel that as abnormal or magic - simply because we’ve sensors for them and are used to it. But physically speaking light and magnetism are based on electromagnetic forces.
I feel sorry for women who don't have pockets
I seriously couldn’t live without cargo pants. At any given time, I’ll have at least 4 pockets filled with random stuff. But no pockets? How do you even survive?
I used to go into the store to find a game. Now I go into the game to find a store.
Mindlessly petting a cat is like mindlessly washing a knife.
This was my best showerthought I left on reddit. I didn’t want to leave it into the oblivion.
If God loved the GOP as much as Republicans think he does, he wouldn’t have made Jimmy Carter the longest living president in US history
Capitalism is the paywall of life
If they could somehow monetize breathing, they would
All this excess of information, games, shows and everything else is ruining our boredom, which is usually what leads us to think more creatively
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