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Kaladin_Stormblessed ,

No, it’ll just balance on one of the edges instead of the face

NightLily ,
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No it just self butters itself whilst falling.

TimewornTraveler OP ,

Wait, self-buttering toast parachutes?! Are we onto something???

NightLily ,
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This sounds like evil magic I won’t have a part of this!

markr ,

Nope. My toast just fell into the bottom of the toaster oven. I was like ‘who ate one of my precious toasties!’. I blamed the dogs. Then I found it. I didn’t apologize. Dogs are stupid.

BNE ,
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It’s not falling - it’s diving.

ulu_mulu ,
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No, but it’s highly unlikely since before it’s been buttered it doesn’t know yet which side to fall upon.

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