I actually dislike the handicapped stalls because the toilets are higher. I get that it helps wheelchair users transfer, so I'm glad they exist, but some of them are so high my feet barely touch the ground and that's just awkward.
Nothing, not an act of a higher power nor the full force of government action, could compel me to drop a deuce off at the motor pool in a public bathroom.
I’d rather die from a perforated colon and subsequent infection.