You can boil water with water by using the electricity from hydro power to power your kettle.
You have probably done it without even noticing. The modern world is clearly miraculous.
A hydraulic press is like a giant hole puncher.
If other countries can afford massive internet pysops why can't I find a job in the states where I get to meme and troll all day for the US military?
People, please, it's "ex-twitter"
I still don’t get how - with such a perfect tee-up - we settled on “X, the platform formerly known as Twitter”....
Hannah Montana was meant as a silly premise, but now it just makes sense.
After a certain point in popularity it is assumed the celeb is going to sooner or later:...
We're probably pretty fortunate that humans have at least some degree of self control over when we stop eating.
Like, I just was thinking about how lots of pet species will just eat as much food as you give them to the point of making themselves sick, and keeping them at a healthy weight requires not giving them access to too much food. Obviously some humans have problems with this, but imagine how bad things would be if everyone were...
If Wolverine had been American instead of Canadian, he might refer to the alloy on his bones as Adamantum.
Applicants probably spend more time skimming job openings than Managers spend skimming through CVs
Much easier to reject bad CVs. On the other hand every job post is the same and you have to check Glassdoor and Crunchbase before applying to a potential bad company
It's only a war crime if you lose the war.
We always imagine that if humans had tails they'd be furry tails but they'd actually probably be hairless like our bodies
The lack of "real world complaints" and "anger" in popular music genres helps keep the masses docile
Been thinking a bit about this, popular music (the ones that hit top 100 charts or whatever) never has lyrics that point out real problems or point to culprits and how they’re fucking our shit, which is very easy to find in punk rock and some variations, as well as rap....
It is interesting to see what ads play during certain content…
I know there is usually a “target demographic” that is profiled for what kind of products that they may buy. I was listening to an electro swing mix online and I kept hearing ads for different kinds of soaps, and all I could think of is “damn, a lot of people must clean while listening to this.
Sunday church time is like adult swim for atheists
Nobody ever calls or refers to pooh bear by his name
Gangsters have gone out of style because its safer and easier to be a white collar criminal
Playing through the latest Yazuka game about the death of the Yakuza, similar to the last of the outlaws in RDR2....
If you were to train a chatbot on all public statements of Donald Trump, you probably won't get a single factual answer.
At some point in time people will link to stack overflow, forum or similar support articles that are over 100 years old.
Even if it’s just an archived version, someone somewhere will find utility in IT or coding advice posted over a century ago.
Cereal is glorified food pellets.
Except chocolate covered sugar bombs, which is miniaturized dessert.
8am looks a lot like the word Bam
You know how you can go to the dentist to have tartar removed? In the future, we could have routine appointments to have kidney stones pulverized and removed.
Lemmy disproves the stereotype that Germans lack a sense of humor
A solid 30% of posts in my feed are German memes. I don’t understand the language, but I love the memes that I can’t read.
A lot of societies problems would be solved if they taught about forming healthy relationships in school.
Right now there is a loneliness epidemic throughout the world. More and more people aren’t entering relationships. Gen Z men are having significant trouble dating while there are some economic factors in the mix. From my own view and experiences combined with what I’ve read most Gen Z men are lack the social and...