Fuck all that. Let’s try methylone. Also, IA! FTHAGN!
I think Cthulhu wasn’t evil. He was just high on metbylone and want to make friends but didn’t know he’d accidentally be killing everyone.
I’m just saying, if we’re looking for a delirious ignorant cult trying to raise someone to do exactly that then I gotta say that the picture is seemingly being painted plainly everywhere nowadays.