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charonn0 ,
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“Laddie, every woman has her own charm. You just have to know where to look for it.”

DragonTypeWyvern ,

“Sometimes is the charm that she’s easy?”

emmanuel_car ,

It’s worse than that, she’s dead, Jim, she’s dead, Jim, she’s dead, Jim

CarlsIII ,

Somebody…calls me…I answer them…slowly…a pig…with kaleidoscope eyes!!

theodewere ,
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hey Miss Piggy takes very good care of herself and i'm sure she smells nothing like you expect

FlyingSquid OP ,
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A fragrant pig is still a pig. And she’d orgasm in that grumbly Frank Oz voice.

theodewere ,
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she’d orgasm in that grumbly Frank Oz voice

over and over again, buddy

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Are you suggesting James T. Kirk gives pigs multiple orgasms?

GregorGizeh ,

Probably alluding to the quirky info bit no.36211, namely that pigs can orgasm for 30 minutes to 4 hours depending on who tells you about it.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Well… he’s got stamina, but does he have that much stamina?

Sanctus ,
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Ms Piggy would absolutely top. Count me in.

Zehzin ,
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Hey stop hitting on David Cameron’s girlfriend.

andthenthreemore ,
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That’s Lord Cameron, peasant.

Diplomjodler ,

Kirk was never known for his discerning taste, was he?

Orbituary ,
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Riker would do it.

kaitco ,

What makes you think Riker hasn’t already done it??

ininewcrow ,
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https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/756a1c18-2c28-46c4-8029-a6d91d5a9d13.jpeg

samus12345 ,
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Otto! There’s a gremlin on the side of the bus!

https://i.redd.it/hikjdgvd6rt51.jpg

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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Dude was blowing out the backs of aliens decades before I was alive. If he wants to hit that, that’s between him and Frank.

teft ,
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Jim leans down and whispers in Miss Piggy’s ear: “Now scream like Yoda”

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