I'm bleeding, making me the victor!

CeruleanRuin , 7 months ago

I feel like I’m missing something. I don’t understand anything going on in this thread.

ummthatguy OP , 7 months ago (edited 7 months ago)

Watch the movie Kung Pao! Enter the Fist. It’s a parody of kung fu tropes. Silly as all hell, some very dated jokes, but very fun/quotable.

Button777777 , 7 months ago

Chosen one!

Kolanaki , 7 months ago

I’m coming!

HedonismB0t , 7 months ago

“What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungie cord? … My ass!!”

xia , 7 months ago

“Kick it”? (Rap beat starts playing)

DrPop , 7 months ago

Tiger… Birdie…

chowdertailz , 7 months ago

Weeooweeeoo

FlatFootFox , 7 months ago

Beware of the Dahar Master’s opera about big forehead ridges. He beats people up while he plays it!

Spot , 7 months ago

I shall change my name to… Betty.

kholby , 7 months ago

But… isn’t Betty…a woman’s name?

ininewcrow , 7 months ago

Does a power kick to the child’s chest … yes he may return to his studies

Worf: … these instructors are way too lenient

Potatisen , 7 months ago

THAT’S A WHOLE LOT OF NUTS!

FARTYSHARTBLAST , 7 months ago

“I’m a klingon, too, you know: I go pee pee standing up.”

ummthatguy OP , 7 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2fe4db27-eca5-4954-9475-9f7558145d18.jpeg

FARTYSHARTBLAST , 7 months ago

[shoe squeaking intensifies]

Nastybutler , 7 months ago

WEEE OOOO WEEEE OOOO WEEEEEE!

ElBarto , 7 months ago

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/244dea6e-1044-4d68-b66a-83d0da988ef5.jpeg

BeefPiano , 7 months ago

I am a great magician, your command uniforms are now red!

ummthatguy OP , 7 months ago

Slug-O Cola, Slug-O Cola. Product placement, Slug-O Cola.

Zorque , 7 months ago

🎶The slimiest Cola in the Galaxy🎶

FlyingSquid , 7 months ago

“Okay, Alexander. You go with the nice lady and I’ll see you in about 10 years.”

ummthatguy OP , 7 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9c382d36-aa69-4189-9e68-5f6a96041ccb.jpeg

bfg9k , 7 months ago

One!

Of us!

Is wearing!

A push up bra!