Perhaps with the help of a powerful wizard...

CeruleanRuin , 8 months ago

Have you watched any Star Trek? They do this all the time.

Lydia_K OP , 8 months ago

Yeah and they just walked to mordor anyway, what’s your point?

Kolanaki , 8 months ago

When the hell have they not been able to beam onto the ship? The trouble is always beaming out after they poked the bear one too many times.

aeronmelon , 8 months ago

Janeway takes another swig of coffee

“I’m going to beam a torpedo into a Borg cube.”

a single drop of sweat roles down Tuvok’s forehead

ummthatguy , 8 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4e71a0a8-499e-429a-8e17-7944f55f2881.jpeg

teft , 8 months ago

Whoa, we don’t post green ghosts around here. Not since the incident.

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/0c2aaa30-6238-4cbb-a957-f2e748348180.jpeg

EdibleFriend , 8 months ago

Grandma’s diary made me horny.

LITERALLY A PLOT POINT

ummthatguy , 8 months ago

https://media.tenor.com/1hrE7-f-Mz4AAAAC/i-dont-care-gwyn.gif

Lydia_K OP , 8 months ago

Bustin’ makes her feel good!

… really good… wait…

ummthatguy , 8 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ca7878b3-f9a1-4d40-ad42-4ff06f0bb68c.jpeg

Zorque , 8 months ago

You frighten me.

xusontha , 8 months ago

are you seeing this face with that medevial pike

This is glorious and awful at the same time

ummthatguy , 8 months ago

https://media.tenor.com/-VJ3_Ot85ZMAAAAC/welcome-to-deep-space9-colonel-kira-nerys.gif

Not as good as Deep Space 8, but still some good smut.

xusontha , 8 months ago

Deep Space WHAT?

EmergMemeHologram , 8 months ago

This made me laugh so hard I woke up my wife and had to explain

Easily the best thing I’ve seen in the internet this week!

ummthatguy , 8 months ago

You are most welcome.

https://media.tenor.com/sIerKQNLD1IAAAAC/head-nod.gif

My apologies to your wife.

Kolanaki , 8 months ago

What it feels like after a satisfying fart.