Lwaxana, I wouldn't rub your feet if a genie popped out of them.

Teal , 8 months ago

Quick, toss her some bonbons as a distraction. :)

I’m going to have to watch a few episodes now. It’s been way too long.

acockworkorange , 8 months ago

I guess I’m the only one who would fuck Lwaxana’s brains out.

ummthatguy OP , 8 months ago

Picard: Lwaxana, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we’re having sex, but there’s no way on earth you can make me get a second job.

Apeman42 , 8 months ago

Lwaxana, not so much. Now Peg Bundy, on the other hand…

acockworkorange , 8 months ago

I don’t think you’ll find much resistance to your opinion.

GreenMario , 8 months ago

https://imgix.bustle.com/uploads/image/2022/4/26/842a7f86-6f62-4b70-b318-c19b368809ea-majel-barrett-1.jpg?w=400&h=400&fit=crop&crop=faces&auto=format%2Ccompress

Number One could definitely get it.

ummthatguy OP , 8 months ago

https://media.tenor.com/uCn5FqQL_GgAAAAC/subrote-star-trek.gif

Apeman42 , 8 months ago

Totally-not-the-same Counterpoint: Christine Chapel

Bonus, she’d probably make you some Plomeek soup afterward.

Kolanaki , 8 months ago

I feel like she’d just get in my head.

ummthatguy OP , 8 months ago

Picard: That’s the one part I enjoy Lwaxana. It keeps my mind off of what the rest of my body is going through.

Apeman42 , 8 months ago

So is putting your hand down your pants when you sit down The Bundy Maneuver?

ummthatguy OP , 8 months ago

Lwaxana: Whats that toilet got that I don’t?

Picard: A job.

MrPoopyButthole , 8 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e9866f9d-3c36-4204-9dad-cd95cbe072d9.jpeg

ummthatguy OP , 8 months ago

Picard: Ah Lwaxana, would it really make you feel better if I told you I needed you?

Lwaxana: Yes it would!

Picard: Wa ha ha, well I don’t!