The concept of pornographic memory is hilarious without bounds. Like, you experience moments normally, but the second you try to recall them everything is sexy and two-dimensional.
You go for an appointment and are upset that everyone isn’t naked like you remember from last time.
You try to remember the steps for baking bread, and you can’t figure out how you ever managed to do it without getting flour EVERYWHERE.
You’re constantly perplexed by movie age ratings. Kids are allowed to see THAT?!