Bite me, come to me from the grain that has a beard - blood poetry in the original Klingon. (www.youtube.com)
Back in '98, our team touched down in Amsterdam, and things got a little wild after hitting the red light district. A couple members of the team ended up nearly crashing the ship into a motel a bit outside the city limits (it got stuck in some telephone wires), and decided to play this track and have some blood wine to settle...
We all look great now. Very uniform-ready. (startrek.website)
Stress levels rapidly increase (startrek.website)
Overachieve much? (looty.buckodr.ink)
I am Ducreux de Borg (pixelfed.social)
Maybe not everything (programming.dev)
I need this with the same comedy stylings of Galaxy Quest (startrek.website)
Give me your clothes and your phaser (startrek.website)
Me at a party when someone mentions they also like Star Trek (startrek.website)
Prepare for 6 hours of quantum torpedo grade autism and zero awareness of personal space
Picard never fully processed his counting trauma. (startrek.website)
And both are examples of a TV show with ADHD (startrek.website)
So. Much. Velour.
New Quadrant? New Rules (startrek.website)
The REAL Frasier Reboot they're hiding on Paramount+ (startrek.website)
All text below can be safely disregarded. I just didn’t want to delete so the context of the other comment could at least be maintained....
Stonks go brrrr (i.imgflip.com)
THE GIF WORKED HALLELUJAH
11 glorious herbs and spices (pixelfed.social)
Sorry Deanna, the Commander has other obligations (startrek.website)
If you want to inject a little funk into your morning, i’ve been making a playlist of music that gives me Riker vibes. Just stuff that I could see him playing along to or listening to. Only 6 songs at the moment, running at a total 31 minutes and 50 seconds. I’m adding stuff to it periodically as it it also just happen to be...
It would be less dramatic though (startrek.website)
Fire at Will!! (pixelfed.social)
I can’t find the source of this. If anyone knows, let me know....
Love at first sight (startrek.website)
Can't believe Nintendo made a ds9 game (i.postimg.cc)
Monty Trek? (img-9gag-fun.9cache.com)
Your mother was a Treykan Beast and your father smells of Icoberries (startrek.website)
His tailoring skills are oddly useful here... (loot.buckodr.ink)
Not OC