I know they’ll butcher the 16-bit original plot - whatever the hell that was, anyway.
But I confess I didn’t care back then and I’m willing to continue, briefly, not caring now, if this can land somewhere on the stupid-pretty-and-fun spectrum.
Is this how normal people enjoy a Transformers film without being angry that Optimus is saying stupid shit that 80s Optimus wouldn’t have needed to say? Huh. Feels nice.