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FlickOfTheBean ,

Can confirm, god is just dog backwards.

Bruisedback ,

god.split("").reverse().join("")

Dogdammit they're right!

TheSparrowPrince ,

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  • doppelgangmember ,

    “Fuuuckkkk this is too much again, time to break my existence down into minuscule pieces of consciousness. I’m out dawg (as for now i am a dog).”

    MajorHavoc ,
    
    <span style="color:#323232;">git merge feature/Australia
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">97 conflicts
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">git commit -am </span><span style="color:#183691;">'Whatever, I'</span><span style="color:#323232;">m tired.</span><span style="color:#183691;">'
    </span><span style="color:#183691;">git push -f
    </span>
    
    unreachable ,
    @unreachable@lemmy.my.id avatar

    between one and zero

    j4k3 ,
    @j4k3@lemmy.world avatar

    I am only one of these. I need a drink. The old water into wine glass trick should work

    squaresinger ,

    Programmers are binary.

    metaStatic ,

    there are 10 types of programmers

    MyNameIsRichard ,
    @MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml avatar

    … and those who were expecting a ternary joke

    kspatlas ,
    @kspatlas@artemis.camp avatar

    I know a few non binary programmers though

    squaresinger ,

    Embedded programmers. They use ternary.

    jet ,

    Why not both? God who doesn’t know what he’s doing

    simonced ,

    I am the one on the right at the moment…

    dog ,

    I have two states.

    0 equals “I have no idea what I’m doing”. 1 equals “I have no idea why this works”.

    Binary ops withstanding.

    dylanTheDeveloper ,
    @dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

    I do my bool operations like !=

    Slotos ,

    Where’s the second one?

    supercriticalcheese ,

    I have no idea

    ZeroHora ,
    @ZeroHora@lemmy.ml avatar

    I already said these two phrases today.

    cryomancer20x6 ,

    The third state is knowing just enough to confidently break things and push to prod.

    dylanTheDeveloper ,
    @dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

    I know just enough to push to prod and break everything

    UpperBroccoli ,

    Hah. My default state is “I know this is shite and I have a million ideas how to do this better, but it is the best I can do in the time that I have to complete this.”

    vicfic ,
    @vicfic@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

    Superposition for me!

    Lux ,

    I AM A GOD | DOG AM A I

    Obi ,
    @Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

    This also works with other fields. I’m pretty sure I’ll have these confidence swings my whole life regardless how good I get at anything.

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