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RightHandOfIkaros ,

Boss gets paid a dollar, I get paid a dime, that’s why I [printscreen and walk to the printer instead of copy/pasting code] on company time.

Thteven ,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

This is proper procedure when you’re paid by the hour.

rikudou ,

You gotta love stock photos. My favourite is the one where the code is projected across the room and the developer’s face.

MyNameIsIgglePiggle ,

That’s how you know you’re about to enter the matrix

z3n0x ,
@z3n0x@feddit.de avatar

hackerman.jpg

drew_belloc ,
@drew_belloc@programming.dev avatar

This remind me of the “Print your most salient lines of code and bring to me”

Aesthesiaphilia ,

Hello, I'm here from all, could someone please explain the joke to me?

torafugu ,
@torafugu@kbin.social avatar

You can't edit code easily if it's on a piece of paper. It is also stupidity.

Aesthesiaphilia ,

Oh. Part of my job is making complicated procedures and sometimes it helps to print them out and go over with a pen. Didn't realize that doesn't work for code. Now I know!

Downcount ,

It wouldn’t be such a bad idea if there weren’t IDEs that would help you review your code more easily.

Think of a text document you would scan for typos. Sure it would help you to print it out and read it on paper. But finding them with words auto correction is much faster.

This kind of auto correction is also present in IDEs (integrated development environment / the program you use to do the actually coding). You can also jump from one part of your code to another part for a quick lookup or analyze it with its help.

So printing it out not only doesn’t let you editing it it also slows down reviewing / debugging / refactoring it.

14th_cylon ,

and apart from what the others said, if you’d decide to print the code for some reason, printing colored text on black background would be pretty wasteful way to do it

poo ,
@poo@kbin.social avatar

Likewise - it's only happened a few times in my life, but there have been moments in a 2k-line long SQL stored proc I inherited that I needed to print the thing off and user markers to try group code up and figure out what was happening (it was a monstrosity with no formatting or comments lol)

But yeah day to day, even year to year nobody is printing off their code to look at it - let alone only 20 lines of it lol

Kushia ,
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

It does work for code… just not like this.

planish ,

It’s not just that they’ve printed the code. I’ve printed code.

It’s that they’ve printed a screenshot of the editor.

bestnerd ,

Image of Musk reading code he asked to be printed

xuxebiko ,

somewhere some printer-ink making corporate is happy with that pic.

rauls4 ,

How else are you going to do code review?

Hextic ,

Twitter employee?

Shit ,
@Shit@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wait is this not how everyone reviews code?

variants ,

Gotta write it up on a whiteboard so it’s easier to edit

Shit ,
@Shit@sh.itjust.works avatar

Thanks for the tip! I’ll suggest this up with my scrum master in our next half day daily meeting.

qisope ,
@qisope@lemmy.world avatar

and always make sure to print your code in dark mode, don’t want anyone who sees it to think you’re weird

MaxElFantasma ,
@MaxElFantasma@mujico.org avatar

hahahahaha, this got me

14th_cylon ,

i think these two are working in the same company

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/stock-image-fail-soldering-iron-bob-byron-fb.png

suzyq ,
@suzyq@lemmy.world avatar

Skin on your fingertips is overrated anyways /s

Pretzelise ,
@Pretzelise@aussie.zone avatar

Third-degree burns build character!

jcg ,

This is just an old trick for building up your calluses

BigBootyBoy ,
@BigBootyBoy@sh.itjust.works avatar

DIY custom gloves

ParsnipWitch ,

https://feddit.de/pictrs/image/efc69e41-0d0f-45ac-ba3c-fca48a28aa68.jpeg

Stock photo “ecologist”

14th_cylon ,

poor tree, i hope it is doing well…

vd1n ,

Me searching for a graphic design job…

"1. Knowledge and fluency of front end and backend we design is a must

  1. You will be in charge of maintaining our website.
  2. You will cream social media posts and create videos as needed by the sales team)
  3. Complete understanding of PowerPoint. Create sales PowerPoints daily of whatever the sales team needs. Including all copy."
Domille ,

this is why I quit graphic design. I was a freelancer for 14 years and finally got sick of it. Not only that, the pay is shit now too. Back in 2007 I got a job offer for $75/hr… granted that was in NYC… but now, you’ll be lucky if you find anything for $30/hr, NYC or not.

Rootiest ,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

Any job listing that asks you to “cream social media posts” is a red flag

Eylrid ,

Onlyfans content reviewer

ArtVandelay ,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

And I thought I abused print statements

LeylaaLovee ,
@LeylaaLovee@lemmy.fmhy.ml avatar

Tfw all the coding you know is from PLTW classes

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