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Aninjanameddaryll , in Daily Language Elitism
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I’m not seeing a problem with that statement

Jakylla , in Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--
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XKCD Source (if we are in the universe where you don’t know it yet): xkcd.com/327/

And if you want to understand more about it, check the explain XKCD wiki: www.explainxkcd.com/…/327:_Exploits_of_a_Mom

HaphazardFinesse ,
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Venn Diagram of Fediverse users vs XKCD enjoyers: https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/d1dc8c49-efef-4514-9423-da0fe86ea1e1.png

0xtero , in But only to do my job
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Once, many moons ago, a group of devs at my old work got deny on internal zone-to-zone Firewall open request that they needed for integration between two internal systems, so they ended up making a script that e-mailed the info to a hotmail.com (SMTP was open) account and then wrote a script to login and screenscrape the mail info from hotmail back to the other server (https was open through surf proxy).

xavier666 , in But only to do my job

I no longer waste time.

Because i have already broken all the company security policies.

Protip: convince the IT team that Linux is essential for your development work. Small percentage of the IT team is aware about security on Linux.

Difficult_Bit_1339 ,
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It’s been ages since I did IT. If I had a user who wanted to run Linux then I knew that, on average, they were going to cause me a lot less headaches with random user issues so I wouldn’t mind being flexible. Endpoint security will be different, but a lot of network security is handled through network devices that don’t care what the client is.

ImplyingImplications , in But only to do my job

My company once blocked access to its own website.

justinalanbass ,

You can never be too careful.

Difficult_Bit_1339 ,
@Difficult_Bit_1339@sh.itjust.works avatar

Noticing a lot of suspicious activity coming from there…

drew_belloc , in It just keeps happening man.
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I wanna a plugin for emacs, a debugger pre-installed and a animal/letter mascot, i need all of them in my desk untill friday

jnovinger , in Swapping integers in Python
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I raise you


<span style="color:#323232;">@lambda _: _()
</span><span style="color:#323232;">def result() -> int:
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    global a; global b; a, b = b, a
</span>

hat tip to @sisyphean via Cursed Python

loops , in Do not touch the legacy runes.
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I imagine this is what parts of the windows OS is like.

dudewitbow ,

Its basically why one of windows 11s goals is complete rewrite of the start bar. Just to get away from legacy spaghetti code from ME.

DestroyMegacorps ,

Windows 11 is just a reskined version of windows 10

3sframe , in You can always rely on grandma

Close your eyes and let the gentle rhythm of keys lull you into a peaceful slumber.

Thanks grandma.

Otome-chan , in Tell me your real address
@Otome-chan@kbin.social avatar

"okay how about this, you're always on your mac, tell me your mac's address"

noisytoot , in This is not a meme, I was trying to find content for an OC /c/programmerhumor post and found this

Seven semicolons are the correct way to do indentation (it even alliterates):


<span style="color:#323232;">int main
</span><span style="color:#323232;">(void) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">;;;;;;;printf("like thisn"); }
</span>
dystop ,

the correct way is to never indent and never use whitespace. Saves memory.

Your goal should be 1LOC every month, no more.

booty ,
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all code should be written in one line with absolutely no breaks. it’s the most efficient way

brezelradar , in Tell me your real address
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It’s ::1, but also fe80::d00f:foo5

lynx ,

Its a MAC address not IPv6.

emi , in Code that lives forever
@emi@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I have a mental image of 50+ lines that could be replaced with 15 if someone just used a loop.

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

hey depending on the code, it could run faster without the loop

dodslaser , in Object oriented programming

“Not a single problem of the class struggle has ever been solved in history except by violence.”

~ Vladimir Lenin

MrAegis , in You can always rely on grandma
@MrAegis@lemmy.ml avatar

Relevant xkcd: xkcd.com/2169/

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