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Fearlesspancake , in programmers naming things

“programming has things called “threads” and things called “strings” and they somehow have fuck all to do with each other”

Draces ,

But there’s fibers! Conceptually a thread in a thread

delial , in Interview with an Emacs Enthusiast in 2023 [Colorized]
@delial@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’m an emacs user. I setup my configs with stow, committed them to a new git repo, went to bed, and now I look like this guy. Help.

Gruntyfish , in Lemmy

Lmao I got a 504 when trying to open this post

nouman , in Lemmy

imo wefwef is the best lemmy client app for iOS/android

wefwef.app

Loki123 , in programmers naming things

Where’s the slaves?

davidgro , in Lemmy
investorsexchange , in Priorities
@investorsexchange@lemmy.ca avatar

Does anyone know the story of the dev who was playing a game, encountered a bug and submitted feedback? The company ignored him, but they were hiring so he applied. He was hired, spent his time there fixing the bug that he had originally submitted, then as soon as it was implemented he quit. What a chad.

twelve12 ,

Common story, very funny though. I’m actually working at a SaaS vendor I used to use, and their search was unusable. I finally got to fix it and am very happy about it

investorsexchange ,
@investorsexchange@lemmy.ca avatar

You’re the hero of the story!

twelve12 , in When your job title slightly understates your actual role

What’d Tim do again?

r2vq ,
@r2vq@lemmy.ca avatar

He invented Al Gore

smitten ,

He made a basic html site a couple years ago

turbodrooler , in Interview with an Emacs Enthusiast in 2023 [Colorized]

This guy is hilarious

rodbiren , in When a dev joins the sales standup

I WISH sales looked even half that organized. Unless you shell out some nice comp I doubt you get them into a line. Sales is a coin operated machine.

meanmon13 , in UART serial..

Don’t forget trying to guess if the RX label is the line they transmit out of or you transmit to.

Doxin ,
@Doxin@yiffit.net avatar

Which is why for a lot of serial protocols nowadays they changed the labeling to MOSI/MISO instead of TX/RX

exu ,

Isn’t it supposed to be from your device’s perspective?
An RX on your side would be TX on the other.

meanmon13 ,

Not always, it really depends on what the person who did the board layout or wrote the firmware thought. When I do a board/firmware I label it from the devices perspective, so the TX is where the bits I’m transmitting will be coming out of, RX is where I’m expecting your bits to be sent to. Others label it from the perspective of the device connecting to it. So TX is where you connect the line your sending bits from. To me that’s wierd because, to others it’s what they expect. There is no standard and the result is you end up hooking it to an oscilloscope and see which line bits are being sent from. Then you use the scope to figure out all the settings. If they don’t transmit in power up then… Frustration ensures

SingularEye , in i hate the antichrist

those should both be sunny

exu ,

Meh, I think one’s way sunnier than the other.

sillypuddy , in programmers naming things
@sillypuddy@mander.xyz avatar

I get all of the associations, butt strings?

demonsword ,
@demonsword@lemmy.world avatar

butt strings

the best strings

HopeOfTheGunblade , in Sometimes good to know, you're not alone!
@HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social avatar

I have to wonder what sort of model of the world someone who makes this sort of request has. How do they think mirrors work? Screens? Images?

oranges OP ,

I have given up on Logic when dealing with clients… Trying to figure out what they actually mean is never what they actually mean.

It seriously blows my mind that some of these people are like CEO status of huge companies. How they even function in every day society and remember to breath is beyond me.

ADandHD , in SleepSort

Disgusting… I love it

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