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Drewelite , in computer science irl

Lmao, I can’t tell if this is stupid, or genius access control. Like if they had problems figuring out which one of their six employees was leaving the lock open, give them each their own lock!

thiccdiccnicc ,
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You usually see these on fields that are co-owned or need to be accessed by several municipalities. Everybody gets their own key but can still have access to the area whenever needed.

astrobound , in thought you stood a chance?

this is gold lmao

aidan , in For loops? That's a weird way of saying try catch

If you think about it, while-true is just goto

assembly , in Full stack development: When you need an entire IT department but only want to pay for one person.

Damn I LOL

randomwords , in My favourite OSes ordered by my preferences

Tru64 is the greatest OS!

zedgeist , in Full stack development: When you need an entire IT department but only want to pay for one person.

Can you explain me? (/existential crisis)

humbodungo , in For loops? That's a weird way of saying try catch

So, python ?

gravistar , in Stage 1: denial

Welcome to selenium. Hopefully your automation ran during a check in…

Draces , in For loops? That's a weird way of saying try catch

If that’s what you do to retrieve the array I don’t want to know how you access the elements!

… I’ll see myself out

LeylaaLovee , in i hate the antichrist
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Those are both good options tho

LeylaaLovee , in programmers naming things
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I always feel awkward saying hash cause the weed stuff

LeylaaLovee , (edited ) in I need an adult!
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DNS is short forDeez nuts

LeylaaLovee , in Make anything idiot proof and the universe will create "better" idiots.
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I tell my friends that making software is like making M16s. You send them out of the factory, thinking you’ve designed the perfect gun, I mean how the hell do you use a gun wrong? Until you find out that a few people tried to use that top part to shoot arrows like a bow. What’s even worse about software is sometimes they actually figure out how to use it as a bow and idiots start using M16s as bows and now you have to fix that because it’s a horrible fucking bow.

LeylaaLovee , in Project Reality
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Project reality was an absolute failure. Why my parents didn’t pick project abortion instead I’ll never know

sudo_shinespark , in This comment in the SQLite source code dating back to 2006

/* 2006-10-31: The default prefix used to be “sqlite_”. But then Mcafee started using SQLite in their anti-virus product and it started putting files with the “sqlite” name in the c:/temp folder. This annoyed many windows users. Those users would then do a Google search for “sqlite”, find the telephone numbers of the developers and call to wake them up at night and complain. For this reason, the default name prefix is changed to be “sqlite” spelled backwards. So the temp files are still identified, but anybody smart enough to figure out the code is also likely smart enough to know that calling the developer will not help get rid of the file. */

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