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RandomDevOpsDude , in My back hurts

not production ready vs. production ready

nibblebit , in The difference between an instance variable and a static variable.
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A single race condition is a tragedy. A million race conditions is eventual consistency.

PCChipsM922U , in My boyfriend told me he was getting a Raspberry Pie delivered…
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Yeah, I hear ya… no SATA ports gets me in a bad mood as well.

LeopardStripesx3 , in Parent threads, watch out for your children accessing things they shouldn't be

Brb is clever.

ElectronSoup ,

At least it's a tail call

DonjonMaister , in as a Jeff this is extra concerning
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You would think that being named Null would probably cause a problem. But Jeffrey? lol

clara , in Microservices

This video and “I Have Delivered Value…” live rent free in my head

david , in as a Jeff this is extra concerning

It means “Our incompetence, intransigence, sunk cost fallacy, decision making and hiring idiocy are utterly out of control, and we think this is your problem, not ours. Sorry for the inconvenience.”

gonzo0815 ,

Hmm, either that or it’s fabricated for the joke.

abclop99 , in as a Jeff this is extra concerning

Fortunately, his name is Yeff.

ndotb , in it makes just as little sense to me
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Nope, it’s all light theme with comic sans and small caps for me

Pseu ,
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And Comic Sans is missing small-caps versions of the letters ᴀᴄᴅᴇᴊᴋᴍɴᴏᴘᴏᴛᴜᴠᴡᴢ (which is most of them), which would put reading your code from hard to nightmare difficulty.

double_oh_walter ,

Don’t you mean Comic Mono you monster?

DonjonMaister , in Microservice architecture, they said. It will be fun, they said.
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I’m starting to learn full-stack development. This meme scares me, ngl.

theory , in i++
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Thanks, i hate it

jim , in Strategy -> Result
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Lots of people here lamenting about this. But the truth is that good code is easy to modify/delete.

0x4E4F , in i++
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Takes 1 more character, that’s bloat.

LaggyKar ,
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Hammerheart , in Whoa, you're a hacker!

Yes, I use PowerShell with garish colors. Yes, I have to Google every step. No,I don’t understand the Microsoft docs.

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    ozoned ,
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    Black background with GREEN text is the ONLY way you HEATHEN! We are now enemies! And we shall settle this like gentlemen!

    TO THE GRID!

    😁

    Rentlar , in Leave it for the Nerds

    Right: That’s fine, I should be able to install it with dnf.

    Left: Well I dnf care, figure it out yourself.

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