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LordCrom , in Daylight saving creator left the chat....

Would be more appropriate if it was the datetime library creator.

Daxtron2 , in Your scrunglebop is disponscabulated

No MVE, no indication that any work was done to fix the problem yourself. Closed as a low quality question.

FruitfullyYours , in You can certainly change it. But should you?

I’ve used it in the past when having flash memory blocks that could change but you need the compiler to put them into flash memory and not RAM. It’s mainly to get the compiler to stop assuming that it can optimize using the default value.

kubica , in Exam Answer
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

The future is not yet young man.

tsonfeir , in Programming languages personified - leftoversalad
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

Everyone hates on PHP and JavaScript.

CanadaPlus , (edited )

JS, at least, deserves it.

tsonfeir ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

How do you feel about TypeScript

CanadaPlus , (edited )

Better. Of course, it’s just built over top, so you can still get JavaScript issues in TypeScript, and it’s not necessarily going to be obvious. This is particularly an issue if you call JavaScript libraries, which I’m told is standard practice.

muntedcrocodile ,
@muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee avatar

U can try and polish a turd if ya want.

tsonfeir ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

Well, what TYPE of turd is it? ;)

muntedcrocodile ,
@muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee avatar

any

tsonfeir ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

You better catch that.

MonkderZweite ,

A more polished unholy list of depencies?

xmunk ,

The Javascript reference could be read as how every project ends up with an unholy list of npm dependencies - it’s awful to look at but it works.

I think the PHP reference was just “idk servers or something?”

penquin , in Every damn time.
@penquin@lemmy.kde.social avatar

Me looking at my unit tests failing one after another.

vzq , in Well....well...well...

Plot twist: it’s mostly the same guy. And a library from the seventies that had been transpiled from Fortran 4.

cupcakezealot , in CSS
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

i hate that i understand this

SuperSpruce , in CSS

Out of the 3 main web languages I use to develop my games (HTML, CSS, and JavaScript), CSS is definitely my least favorite.

HTML is relatively simple and understandable such that bugs rarely get introduced into my HTML code.

JavaScript, while janky and not known for good performance, will work without too much trouble compared to other languages (I’m looking at you, C++). No segfaults, effortless type casting, intuitive syntax, and debugging is fairly easy. Worst part is editing HTML and styles with JavaScript, it just feels clunky, to both the programmer and the CPU.

And then there’s CSS. Despite being a language dedicated to making things look pretty, it’s just an unintuitive list of properties on HTML classes. So many times it takes way too long to do a simple thing like center text in a div when there is other text that is meant to not be centered. But I guess I’m not using it to its fullest potential, as I recently came across an article that listed many pretty graphics, often animated, that was purely made using CSS.

GroteStreet ,

Me in the late 90s: CSS is not a language!

Today: Holy crap, it’s now Turing-complete.

SuperSpruce ,

When did CSS become Turing complete?

Cwilliams ,
phoenixz , (edited )

Some guy has too much free time if you ask me

I mean it’s awesome, but seriously, too much free time…

csm10495 ,
@csm10495@sh.itjust.works avatar

… effortless casting could be a negative depending on who ya ask.

SuperSpruce ,

I’m of the opinion that it’s a positive. Often I use “string” + number to access HTML elements and it just works. I can even use it to concatenate arrays.

Meanwhile, when I try to debug in C++ with cout statements, half the time it doesn’t even do anything even though I use std::to_string().

RAM , in Tattoo Idea

I already have a couple hand tattoos, but I definitely need this or some other dev related tattoo ^^

genfood OP ,

I request a proof.

RAM ,

I try to keep this profile somewhat anonymous, so no proof for now (:

Muffi ,

I also sport a couple of hand tattoos. Only 3 are dev related though.

RAM ,

What are the dev related ones ? :))

pythonoob , in Tattoo Idea

Hopefully you don’t have that much trouble remembering them.

Simon , (edited ) in Songs about Vim

Funny story. After you start you can’t go back. What is a nano?

Edit: If ctrl-z doesn’t get you out of vim you need to install another terminal or more likely just ditch your distro altogether.

RiikkaTheIcePrincess , in Songs about Vim
@RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social avatar

It’s really not that hard v.v Caring to learn all’ the shenans, that’s the hard part. Same goes for Emacs. Archaic interfaces for the sake of archaism or “cool cred,” I say 🤷

Edit: Also haha the joke is funny :P

Asudox , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

Dev.

inclementimmigrant , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

It’d love to be called not burdened with a completely unrealistic software development plan.

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