programmer_humor

palarith , 5 months ago in I don't believe Auto Save feature in any software

sync

sync

sync

victorz , 5 months ago

lol, me when I transfer shit to my USB thumb drive.

gazby , 5 months ago

sync

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BlanK0 , 5 months ago in Chewing gum as a promotional gift for a RTOS

Damn, that’s a cool way to explain how that tech works in a chewing gum package

KairuByte , 5 months ago

I’m confused, how exactly is this explaining anything? I’m fully aware of what a hypervisor is and does, but is the insinuation that the gum is VMs?

KuroeNekoDemon , 5 months ago in I like seeing the numbers go up

This is the best part when you finish setting up your server. I was so happy when I can access my backup files and my media server I want to setup Home Assistant one day for a local, private smart home

danc4498 , 5 months ago in I like seeing the numbers go up

How else will you know it’s working while you’re away?

smashboy , 5 months ago in I like seeing the numbers go up

This is me, watching my model train and watching the loss go down at every epoch.

ReCursing , 5 months ago

Oh, train is a verb not a noun here! I thought you meant a toy train set, and was very confused for a moment

flambonkscious , 5 months ago

Me too! We’re witnessing a change in language, here

smashboy , 5 months ago

Oh!! Haha I didn’t realize that until I read it again 😅 That’s a confusing sentence if you read it the other way. I wonder if there’s a name for sentences that change meaning as you read/hear the later part of the sentence.

ReCursing , 5 months ago

They're sometimes called garden path sentences because they lead you up the garden path. Some more examples: https://www.apartmenttherapy.com/garden-sentences-262915

cupcakezealot , 5 months ago in My VSCode started to summon DEMONS😈, how do I stop it? I have checked PHP docs but got nothing. 😥

oh that crowley what a scamp

lung , 5 months ago in My VSCode started to summon DEMONS😈, how do I stop it? I have checked PHP docs but got nothing. 😥

Hmm usually this is where you use the “reset” command in your terminal. Yes there’s a command that’s specifically for dispelling demons. Not sure how do in vscode, as I am a NeoVim elitist asshole

RattusInox , 5 months ago in What I want to become Vs What I do

You mean “I ask ChatGPT how to write two line Python scripts”?

MystikIncarnate , 5 months ago in Every Family Dinner Now

Someone needs to make, and maintain AI systems.

AI can’t exactly fix itself when it breaks.

SocialMediaRefugee , 5 months ago

Yup, they are only as good as their programming

state_electrician , 5 months ago in X is just better!

No Barrier for Wayland. :(

mcmodknower , 5 months ago in Returns a sorted list in O(1) time

you can even have a case where you return the first element of the list if the list is not empty, and it will still be O(1).

murtaza64 , 5 months ago

you can make it sort the first k elements and it will still be O(1). Set k high enough and it might even be useful

xmunk , 5 months ago

I set k to 50,000,000,000… that’s more items than my shitty computer can fit in memory (including swsp) but I am now happy to celebrate my O(1) algorithm.

kuberoot , 5 months ago

By that logic, any sorting implementation is O(1), as the indexing variable/address type has limited size

Landless2029 , 5 months ago in The AI plugins in my IDE right now

And I can’t use any of them due to legal and IP concerns…

magic_lobster_party , 6 months ago in Infinite Loop

I left a company when management decided to discontinue a product right after we finally made its code more maintainable.

Had a look at the product that would replace it, and it was a bigger mess from what we started with.

alcoholicorn , 6 months ago in Infinite Loop

Meanwhile, Dev of company C driving off a bridge, getting laid off after modernizing the 90s era codebase.

superfes , 6 months ago in Sometimes things do go your way

This has happened to me once, in 20 years of development.

That’s pretty good.