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xmunk , in I don't wanna show mine either

Don’t perpetuate keeping salaries secret, it hurts all our income.

pirrrrrrrr , in There once was a programmer
eerongal ,
@eerongal@ttrpg.network avatar

Notepad++ is perfectly fine to code in. With the wealth of plugins it has, it’s pretty similar to vscode in how you can trick it out with all sorts of things it can’t do by default.

slackassassin ,

Notepad++ gang

kogasa ,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

I’m a tolerant person, but come on, man. Between VSCode, JetBrains, (n)vim and emacs, and I can’t think of a legitimate reason to use np++ for development over any of them.

GBU_28 ,

If you accept confusing and unsettling peers who watch you screen share and hammer out keybinds that do mysterious things, then you’re all set.

pirrrrrrrr ,

The tiny, tiny footprint and speed to load.

I would think I’d probably use an IDE if I was coding all the time.

Heck, I’m only using it because JFE got too old.

I do have VSCode set up even with the same scheme as NP++… but let’s face it, the most complex things I’m using are PowerShell and Node JS.

tiredofsametab ,

I don't use JetBrains because it's not free, I mainly use VSCode since it is and works fine, but I would use np++ after that. I spent years working in np++.

I played with linux in the early '90s, but mostly got started on GenToo Linux years ago and they had people installing Nano when building from the ground up. I grew to like that and never really learned VIM. I did use emacs every now and again, but all of those have lots of unwieldy key combinations that require memorization and don't work like a lot of other programs people coming from, for instance, Windows would be at all familiar with. The barrier to entry was too high to bother with so it was wine and np++ since I was also still using Windows for work.

I've been forced to use a Mac for work for the last almost-year and still can't find anything as good as np++. BBCode is as close as I can get and I'm still not really a fan.

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

VSCode for osx, why not use this?

tiredofsametab ,

Ah, unclear on my part. I do use vscode on Mac, but still want a text editor to do other stuff.

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

ah ok - yeah, i have the same struggle. Mac’s default Editor is too Rich-Text centric.

PieMePlenty ,

You havent lived until you wrote python over ssh in nano.

Black616Angel ,

But I mean this is (hopefully) an exception and not the norm.

trash80 ,

I’ve written C over ssh in pico. It was sort of zen in its simplicity.

ByGourou ,

We wouldn’t have to do that if vscode remote ssh was good

gentooer ,

Luckily all systems I had to do this on had vi installed.

MikuNPC ,

It’s super fast in comparison to full IDEs and is easier to use than most editors. I switch between vscode and notepad++ depending on what im doing.

DudeDudenson ,

Macros man, being able to record a macro and use it quickly and easily is worth it’s weight in gold when you’re doing something super repetitive that there are no automatic refactors for.

And i hate the “modern sleek design” culture of making all the options hidden and difficult to reach. Notepad s interface is so fucking clean and usefull.

I still use intellij because of a lot of other things but quite often I find myself using notepad for specific tasks and it’s such a treat

droans ,

I’ll use it for one-off short scripts. No point in doing the whole shebang for something that doesn’t need it.

TheSlad , in emacs

Meanwhile webstorm/intelliJ users:

signature look of superiority

empty wallet

jelloeater85 ,
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

Nope 😉

www.jetbrains.com/community/opensource/#support

www.jetbrains.com/community/dev-recognition/

Plus their Java and Python IDEs have free community versions as well.

ech , in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart

“Chaotic Good”

aka “I got this monitor for free from someone else”

drew_belloc ,
@drew_belloc@programming.dev avatar

I feel attacked, the pc came with a 4:3 monitor for you information… the bigger one was a the gift

ech ,

Tbf, I say that as someone that lived the Chaotic Good monitor life for like, a decade with a monitor my family was throwing away.

WarlordSdocy ,

For me it was more I upgraded my main monitor so my old main monitor is now a side monitor.

Piers ,

I bought both of mine. For next to nothing from a charity shop. Also they’re TVs.

Decompose , in The difference

Case in point… Doom is not invented, it’s discovered!

at_an_angle ,

The benevolent hyper-intelligent architect of the post-singularity simulation we all live in, John Carmack gifted humanity Doom.

supercriticalcheese , in The difference

source: SMBC link

Inductor OP ,

Thanks, I didn’t know where it came from.

devious , in Always commit

Well maybe if she had shown more interest in his pull requests, he wouldn’t be off forking other repos!

aard , in After 6 hours
@aard@kyu.de avatar

I recently spent about two weeks trying to figure out why an intercontinental connection between two of our sites was broken. Not really my job, I just care about application level, but the network guys were beyond useless.

In the end I had the problem isolated to a specific network segment in India, which made them look at the right system and fix things. The reason? “We put up a firewall the day your problems started which blocks everything, if we allow your connection it works”.

jscummy ,

“If we allow your connection, it works”

Oh, surprising

raubarno , in Imagine

<span style="color:#323232;">~ $ adware
</span><span style="color:#323232;">(...ncurses ad featuring blockchain shows for 10 seconds...)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Sorry, internet connection is required to run adware.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Aborted
</span><span style="color:#323232;">~ $ 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">(plugs in ethernet cable)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">~ $ adware
</span><span style="color:#323232;">(...ncurses ad featuring Threads displays for 10 seconds...)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">(...ncurses ad featuring next-gen Android displays for 10 seconds...)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Press CTRL+C to skip the ad
</span><span style="color:#323232;">[^C[^C
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Got tired from ads? Buy Adware Pro for $5.99/mo [Y/n] n
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">ADWARE SHELL
</span><span style="color:#323232;">(C) 2023 Buy-n-Large Corp. All wrongs reserved
</span><span style="color:#323232;">---ad---
</span><span style="color:#323232;">How much do YOU think this advanced operating environment is worth?
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Just press F1 to get the answer!
</span><span style="color:#323232;">---ad---
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Activate Adware
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Go to Settings to Activate Adware
</span><span style="color:#323232;">% exit
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Please watch all the ads to be able to exit.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">(...ncurses ad featuring alt medicine displays for 30 seconds...)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">(...ncurses ad featuring ad-blocker for 30 seconds...)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">[^C
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Interrupt rejected. Please watch all the ads.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">[^C[^C[^D[^X[^Z[^Z[^Z (unplugs ethernet cable)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Interrupt rejected. Please watch all the ads. Buy Adware Pro for $5.99 to allow interrupts.
</span>

The last step I leave to you.

TechieDamien ,

Please drink verification can to continue

Sonotsugipaa ,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

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Mechaguana ,
@Mechaguana@programming.dev avatar

Shred *

Johannes ,

We ought to make a satire shell based on this

qyron , in Imagine

The lion, the witch and the gall on this bitch…

Leave terminal alone.

dingleberry ,

That’s already a thing. When was the last time you ran npm?

RagingRobot ,

I remember some guy posting an ad for his resume on there

Brisolo32 ,

core-js, everyone used it basically but no one wanted to support

ted , in Planning is for the weak

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

lenathaw ,

I’m saving this phrase.

I had a PM postpone a critical part of a project since June, the hard deadline is on September 15th… I’ve insisted to start with it months ago and now he’s scrambling everyone to get this done yesterday.

We’re not gonna make it and I don’t care anymore.

Kahlenar ,

Any other situation where the quote applies you can call the poor planner a fucking idiot. Not at work though, so onward this nonsense persists.

demonquark , in Planning is for the weak

If there’s one thing I hate, it’s ppl sayin something should have been done yesterday.

Guess what, if should have been done yesterday, we’ve missed the deadline, we’ve already failed and might as wel write off the project.

coloredgrayscale ,

Welp, Task failed, no second chances, or options to deliver afterwards. Game over, toss away the work you’ve completed 90% of.

Just like in school when you failed a test or assignment.

seitanic , in I'll just sort it myself
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar
StarkillerX42 , (edited )

“Actually, this one isn’t ‘Wat’, it’s part of what makes Ruby awesome and powerful, unless of course you actually do this, at which point it’s ‘Wat’”

Zeragamba ,
@Zeragamba@lemmy.ca avatar

let’s talk about Ruby

Ruby like most programming languages doesn’t support bare words, [undefined variable exception]

but if you define a particular method_missing, suddenly Ruby supports bare words. [ruby repeating what was typed]

Now this isn’t deserving of wat. this actually shows just how awesome Ruby is. [Drummer_t-rex.jpg]

But if you actually do this then…

Wat

fraction ,

Based on this you can Take Shit even further with jsfuck

zqwzzle ,
AProfessional , in using gpu with linux experience

You forgot a word, I guess you meant Nvidia GPU. Not that it’s accurate still.

muleunchangedstarved OP ,

it’s amd gpu and I’m trying to install opencl

AProfessional ,

Please don’t say you installed the proprietary driver…

You can install rocm but it still kinda sucks.

Scoopta ,
@Scoopta@programming.dev avatar

It’s the proprietary driver GPU experience. All the proprietary drivers can leave you hanging like this

pewpew , in Bleeding edge tech
@pewpew@feddit.it avatar

but the I in AI it’s actually a lowrcase L, so it’s short for Algorithm

ShortFuse ,

It kinda annoys me that the lowercase L glyph is taller than capital A. I don’t mind there being a difference, but cap-height should be taller than lowercase letters.

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