programmer_humor

Lysergid , 2 months ago in Callbacks

MAYBE :)

jdeath , 2 months ago in Added Bugs to Keep my job

“cleanup” lol

ZeffSyde , 2 months ago in Added Bugs to Keep my job

This is pretty funny, but now I want to watermark all of my future work with outdated “Made With …” Stickers.

“Made With Printshop Deluxe!” “Made With Microsoft Works!” “Sent From my Sidekick!”

pewgar_seemsimandroid , 2 months ago in Added Bugs to Keep my job

feature suggestion but “hyprcursor”

FreshLight , 2 months ago in Added Bugs to Keep my job

“I’m sorry, guys.”

AllHailTheSheep , 2 months ago in Added Bugs to Keep my job

“fix for real this time”

theneverfox , 2 months ago in Added Bugs to Keep my job

Added zip code to the reseller portal when batch-creating transactions in <main-project>

I try to start off descriptive, in case I want to diff a few changes back. After that, sometimes I write notes or general reflections on life in there… Until yesterday I thought no one was reading them

TRBoom , 2 months ago in Added Bugs to Keep my job

hoho

I had just figured out how to fix a bug that broke our in house reminder system. My smug ass put hoho as the commit message for figuring something out that the previous guy couldn’t. Of course it came back to bite me in the ass THIS WEEK when the system broke again in a similar fashion, but I couldn’t remember what I had done.

Reddfugee42 , 2 months ago

Diff

TRBoom , 2 months ago

I know I know. I figured out what I did before I thought of that… which was just now when you said it.

RandomVideos , 2 months ago in Added Bugs to Keep my job

Changed index.html

quinkin , 2 months ago in Added Bugs to Keep my job

Fix for vendor lies.

skip0110 , 2 months ago in Added Bugs to Keep my job

WIP

englishmaninmadrid , 2 months ago

You copycat.

bhamlin , 2 months ago in Added Bugs to Keep my job

“Monte Carlo code changes. BLAME: notme”

Crampon , 2 months ago in Like getting 9 women pregnant and expecting a baby in 1 month

I bought it to support it. Haven’t played it yet, but i will sooner or later. Let the guy cook.

KairuByte , 2 months ago in Added Bugs to Keep my job

My gut commits are a little too specific to post here, lmao. I likely put too much info into them, I’m still trying to get a good balance.

theneverfox , 2 months ago

I think long messages are a good habit. Start with something readable in the history, past that who cares? Most people rarely read past the preview, and if they do they want details

I think it’s great because it makes you reflect on what the goal was and what you did. I sometimes stop to make a quick change as I’m writing, or just collect my thoughts before mentally dismissing the task

MinFapper , 2 months ago in Added Bugs to Keep my job

WIP