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asyncrosaurus , in I know I should... but I just really don't wanna

Not testing is crazy. Once you realize you can actually refactor without ever having the fear you’ve broken something, there’s actually opportunity to make rapid improvments in structure and performance. Taking 2 minutes to write the test can save your hours of debugging. Unless you’re building a throwaway prototype, not unit testing is always the wrong choice.

lonlazarus , in I know I should... but I just really don't wanna

Not writing unit tests just isn’t an option for a reliable app in the long term. But, it’ll take way more than 10 minutes, always.

lobut , in Why programmers like cooking

On a serious note, I love cooking and washing and cleaning. I’m not staring at a screen and the objective is clear.

I’m not contemplating whether this is worth my time or stressed about other things. Although, I don’t cook for many people so I guess my outlook would be different in those cases.

Lysergid , in Community Member++

It’s called replica :)

pe1uca , in Why programmers like cooking

Also your stove is last generation so the pan can only get warm but not boil.

ndotb , in Job interview vs job
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A more honest code test:

interviewer: “see if you can get this project my nephew made in high school to run”

job: getting the next project their nephew made in high school to run

simple , in Job interview vs job
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The difference is, in the job interview you’re writing it from scratch yourself. On the job you have to take over from the guy who left 10 years ago and that button was designed in such a way that resizing it will add garbage data to all tables in the database and also send an email to all your customers telling them to switch providers.

kevincox , in Community Member++
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Only wimps use tape backup: real men just upload their important stuff on ftp, and let the rest of the world mirror it ;)

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psilocybin , in rule

So a syntax highlighted comment

canpolat OP , in The Password Game
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ilobmirt , in Paid by the PostgreSQL gang
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The second frame with the second arm? 🤔 Almost didn’t catch that.

DeVoid , in Why yes, we do Agile

Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. JUST a moment.

Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. JUST a moment.

Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. JUST a moment.

infeeeee , in Unix rule

It would overflow to minus 2^31, as she says it’s signed, so not 1970 (that’s zero) but 1901 would follow: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem

ndotb , in Looking for FULL stack developer
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PREFERRED:

  • PhD in quantum cryptography
  • 3 years of janitorial services experience
  • Proof of current therapist
gkd , in >$ git blame
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I wrote the bug

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